Gay Mafia Brings Ice Cream Into the Fight Over Marriage

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In what has to rank up there as one of the dumbest liberal activist stunts in at least a week, ice cream purveyors Ben & Jerry’s are blocking Australian customers from buying…oh, hell, you may as well read it from them.

“Imagine heading down to your local Scoop Shop to order your favourite two scoops of Cookie Dough in a waffle cone. But you find out you are not allowed – Ben & Jerry’s has banned two scoops of the same flavour. You’d be furious!” the company said in a press release last week.

“But this doesn’t even begin to compare to how furious you would be if you were told you were not allowed to marry the person you love,” the release continued. “So we are banning two scoops of the same flavor and encouraging our fans to contact their MPs to tell them that the time has come – make marriage equality legal! Love comes in all flavours!”

Australia has not yet succumbed to the social-justice pressures that overtook common sense in the United States. Their federal marriage act is still in force, and it maintains that a woman can marry a man, a man can marry a woman, and that’s about all there is to it. As of yet, their high court has not cast sanity to the wind and decided that marriage is basically whatever liberal activists and the LGBT community want it to be. And therefore, American liberals, already spoiling for the next fight, have decided to revoke Australian’s rights to get two scoops of ice cream.

Isn’t it a bit of a stretch to compare same-flavored ice cream with same-sex marriage? Wouldn’t two scoops of the same ice cream be more like…marrying your brother? Of course, at the rate things are going, we’ll probably see the Gay Mafia tackle that particular taboo next. After all, their movement won’t be complete until they’ve added every letter in the alphabet to the “LGBTQI…” heading. What DOES “I” stand for, anyway? Wait, are they already…?

It apparently stands for “intersex.” Even better.

Australians would do well to resist this movement and all other social-justice lunacy emanating out of the American left-wing. Forgoing two same-flavored scoops of ice cream is a small price to pay for preserving a solid base of tradition. And they need only take a look across the ocean to see what we learned here a long time ago: The insane left is never satisfied. Give in on this issue, and these rabid SJWs will hit you with something else before you know it.