Gay Mafia Brings Ice Cream Into the Fight Over Marriage


In what has to rank up there as one of the dumbest liberal activist stunts in at least a week, ice cream purveyors Ben & Jerry’s are blocking Australian customers from buying…oh, hell, you may as well read it from them.

“Imagine heading down to your local Scoop Shop to order your favourite two scoops of Cookie Dough in a waffle cone. But you find out you are not allowed – Ben & Jerry’s has banned two scoops of the same flavour. You’d be furious!” the company said in a press release last week.

“But this doesn’t even begin to compare to how furious you would be if you were told you were not allowed to marry the person you love,” the release continued. “So we are banning two scoops of the same flavor and encouraging our fans to contact their MPs to tell them that the time has come – make marriage equality legal! Love comes in all flavours!”

Australia has not yet succumbed to the social-justice pressures that overtook common sense in the United States. Their federal marriage act is still in force, and it maintains that a woman can marry a man, a man can marry a woman, and that’s about all there is to it. As of yet, their high court has not cast sanity to the wind and decided that marriage is basically whatever liberal activists and the LGBT community want it to be. And therefore, American liberals, already spoiling for the next fight, have decided to revoke Australian’s rights to get two scoops of ice cream.

Isn’t it a bit of a stretch to compare same-flavored ice cream with same-sex marriage? Wouldn’t two scoops of the same ice cream be more like…marrying your brother? Of course, at the rate things are going, we’ll probably see the Gay Mafia tackle that particular taboo next. After all, their movement won’t be complete until they’ve added every letter in the alphabet to the “LGBTQI…” heading. What DOES “I” stand for, anyway? Wait, are they already…?

It apparently stands for “intersex.” Even better.

Australians would do well to resist this movement and all other social-justice lunacy emanating out of the American left-wing. Forgoing two same-flavored scoops of ice cream is a small price to pay for preserving a solid base of tradition. And they need only take a look across the ocean to see what we learned here a long time ago: The insane left is never satisfied. Give in on this issue, and these rabid SJWs will hit you with something else before you know it.

  1. Justin Seine says

    I’ll bet they’ll allow 2 scoops of their B&Js special “Packed Fudge”!

  2. Justin Seine says

    I’ll bet they’ll allow 2 scoops of their B&Js special “Packed Fudge”!

  3. AmericaSupportsTrump! says
  4. robert griggs says

    America and the world will lose completely if we keep leting the no brainer liberals do our thinking pass laws that are completely wrong in Gods’ way of thinking. In the Bible we are given certain laws in which are to be followed. When people give their lives to The Creator of this Universe and follow the way in the manner that should be followed then God will Bless us in untold ways. We must have trust in the one and only Gog. Forget what man says.

    1. Jackalyn Morrison says

      Amen and you are soo right!! As christians it is passed time for us to take a stance for what is right!!! Marriage will always be between a man and a woman PERIOD.

    1. Harold says

      With our taxes but otherwise his favorability is about as low as it can go for a sitting president.

      1. John E Strom Jr. says

        Harold, America SUPPORTS President Trump. Backstabbing militant homosexuals don’t – but they’re not really Americans. If you don’t give in to their lifestyle you are the enemy. They are NOT patriots. Does that include you? Apparently.

        1. William(Bill) Hooper says

          John E Strom Jr = Homo-Hating Fuckhead foor Trump,i.e.:Redneck’s Hog Shit.

          1. John E Strom Jr. says

            William (Bill) Hooper – I’m going to take a wild stab – you’re an outraged, intolerant homosexual because YOU are “different” and we don’t respect your differences. Get your perverted lifestyle OUT of our lives. You and the two sodomites with too much money, Ben and Jerry. Now go work on your English and grammar. Both of which suck.

          2. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            That’s not all Hooper sucks.

          3. John E Strom Jr. says

            I’m sure Wee Willy Hooper sucks both ends just like Barack Hussein Obama. Semper fi

          4. rdells says

            Fine thing for Homos like you to say!

          5. rdells says

            Just GFYS, Jr.

          6. John E Strom Jr. says

            What an extensive vocabulary you have, rdells. I’m going to guess you are an “outraged” sodomite. Hey, be proud of what you are since you can’t change it but know that more than 97% of the human race disagrees with your perversion but that our gay blade, Barack Hussein is firmly in your corner.

        2. rdells says

          That is by far the dumbest horseshit posted today!, Jr. Really. What harm has a homo ever done you? Take your perverted beliefs and shove them up your “where the sun don’t shine”. (I agree they are pretty weird but they know better than to get in my face. Bet you could learn a lot from them.)

          1. John E Strom Jr. says

            rdells, Do you believe in the bible or are you one of those liberals who picks and chooses what he believes and which laws he obeys? The bible calls it an abomination. Tell me, what part of anal intercourse between two men do YOU find OK? It’s perversion but that doesn’t seem to bother those without values so I’m going to guess that YOU, rdells, are a person without values.

        3. berg1928 says

          SOME Americans support Trump. Who are YOU to define who is or is not a patriot?

          1. John E Strom Jr. says

            Anyone supporting the spying of an incoming president is NOT a patriot. That includes Obama, some in his administration and much of the Deep State. Those who attempt to undermine the president aren’t patriots which includes virtually ALL of the Democrat Party and many in the Republican Party like John McCain.

          2. Combatvet52 says

            Because 99% of all my friends are Trump supporters, and they are all patriots.

          3. berg1928 says

            99.9% of my friends don’t! My friends are patriotic and intelligent Americans.

          4. Combatvet52 says

            Good for you and your friends (( patriotic and intelligent )) I am as well.

      2. Combatvet52 says
        1. William(Bill) Hooper says

          THIS Is YOU,Combative152: REDNECK’S Hog Shit for Trump.

          1. James Maxwell says

            Still whining, must be one of the Cali fruity loopers always on your knees/

          2. Combatvet52 says

            OK filthy mouth Hooper

          3. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            What a clever retort. TTHink it up all by yourself?

        2. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

          Bet Harold’s lips were firmly attached to Obama’s posterior.

          1. rdells says

            Flag: Beautiful
            Poster ASP: Sucks cock

        3. rdells says

          dRumpf: Making America Gag Again

        4. berg1928 says

          This was my country before Trump, is now and will be when he is just a bad memory.

        5. berg1928 says

          I’m the child of a vet of WWII, widow of a WWII vet and wife of a Korean vet. Guess what? They all agree that all Americans have the right to disagree with other Americans and still remain American citizens in good standing even though we don’t like Trump as our president.

          1. Combatvet52 says

            Cool, but you know all those Hollywood creeps along with the rest of the liberals that said they would leave the country……..Chit their all still here.
            And the other moron DiNero who made a speech at a collage downing Trump

      3. mac12sam12 says

        After the last election you believe in polls? Did you see Harvard’s recent study?

        1. Harold says

          Actually the polls were pretty accurate. Hillary won the popular vote by about 3 million votes.

          1. Frank says

            Thankfully the Electoral College was put in place by our founders! Otherwise big city coastal elites would dictate to the rest of the country! You values are certainly not mine!

          2. Harold says

            And your values are certainly not mine. My Uncle died in the invasion of the Netherlands in World War II and I believe while being appalled at what has happened in this country he would celebrate our diversity and different values. A proud American.

          3. rdells says

            If you claim to know someone that was disarmed you are nothing more than a lying POS.

          4. John E Strom Jr. says

            Harold, what has your uncle got to do with YOU?
            YOU wrap yourself in HIS sacrifice as though it were YOUR sacrifice. SCREW your diversity – which in liberal speak is accepting the perverted homosexual lifestyle, accepting illegal invaders, accepting black thugs who act as though their homes were in a tree and accepting a media out to destroy this country.
            Diversity to the rest of us are people of ALL ethnicities, all religions and all colors trying to make this a better, freer country. “That government that governs best governs least”. Have YOU ever served your country? I’m guessing that you haven’t – so until you have don’t tell us about sacrifice or honor.

          5. rdells says

            Sorry Jr. You spout such incredible dumfukery NOBODY can take you seriously. Momma drop you on your head daily cuz she didn’t want you?

          6. John E Strom Jr. says

            rdells, at least WE can reproduce. Sucks to be you. YOUR folks can’t reproduce – so you either adopt [shouldn’t be legal to do] OR get a surrogate. So much for your ‘superiority’. Perversion is perversion IS perversion.

          7. ProgHunter says

            Yes Harold, after fighting progressive-fascists in Europe, he would see that they have reappeared here as the Dem Party (actually, this began with Woodrow Wilson in 1913, but greatly accelerated in the 1950s. Queers, dopers, moochers, abortions, unwed mothers and crooks (like the Clintons) were looked down upon back then. So were the mindless mobs such as the Snowflakes, Black Lives Matter, Occupy, and so forth.

          8. ProgHunter says

            So Harold, when the long overdue civil war between Americans and anti-American leftist Dems begins (soon I suspect), will you weapon up and get out there and fight against us (patriots) for your progressive-fascist ideology? Or hide in your basement? BTW, since you doubtlessly are ignorant of political systems, “liberal” (USA only, the rest of the world still uses it to mean anti-statist) is code for “modern liberal” which is simply FDR’s code for “progressive”. He stole the label “liberal” from us in 1935 when his fellow progressives in Europe (Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini) began to be seen (in spite of significant media censorship and spin, same as now) as vicious thugs.
            The 1936 election looked very doubtful, so FDR grabbed a new label and instituted Social Security to buy votes. His senior staff expected SS to fail by 1972, but they stated it would be “someone else’s problem by then”.

          9. cv says

            Harold, the simple truth is you’re reading the newspapers and listening to the media. I have been a Dem Lib for forty-five years and I admit it took me a while to see the crass manipulation in the media, and I’m a mathematical physicist and highly successful writer! Most people hardly have a chance. But the “journalists” aren’t really trained that well in writing–only compared to the average person–but if you look for things like: juxtaposition (associating Trump with something bad that isn’t really relevant); use of adjectives (e.g. I see `chaos` used a lot on Trump by the WP—so much it’s absurd.); unsupported assertions (Russian plot sans cesse 24/7); quoting only “experts” who denigrate him; use of unnamed sources, etc etc you will find that basically what you have embraced is a lot of hot air. 142 trillion in federal debt, unfunded entitlements, and liabilities says the media and politicians in DC have sucked you into the game of “Look over there! No, not here, over there!” The fiscal malfeasance in DC is criminal, so they’d rather you looked elsewhere. e.g. at Trump. Don’t be a puppet on strings!

          10. Bob Morton says

            The difference between the electoral vote and the popular vote is about 3 million; the approximate illegal aliens is about 3 million (although it’s a constant moving target) – coincidence? After the Voter Fraud System is in place, maybe the actual popular vote will be quite different. This is Bob’s wife.

          11. berg1928 says

            The approx. number of illegal aliens in the USA is 11,000,000 or more.

          12. rdells says

            because Harold is not siupid

          13. mac12sam12 says

            The polls weren’t accurate. We go by the electoral college system and for Trump it was an electoral landslide. That wasn’t predicted.

          14. Harold says

            That is a term he loves to use but his electoral margin was 46th of 58 elections.
            Obama’s were 32nd and 37th.

          15. mac12sam12 says

            Look at an electoral map by county and you’ll see that the country is red. It was an electoral landslide. Obama sucks, the worst ever.

          16. kbmiller says

            Hairball, then Acorn was caught cheating the election. Remember? They were forced to close because of VOTE FRAUD. Then opened again, same AZZWIPES, different name. How American !! X pres. Barack Hussein OHOMO did his best to ruin the USA. Another of his failures. Finally, working taxpayers saw the level of anti Americanism and corruption and voted for POSITIVE CHANGE.

          17. borecrazy says

            Yeah, and look what a piece of work President HE turned out to be! He was and always will be nothing more than a “community organizer”. Disrupting, circumventing, and breaking the law whenever he can-and teaching others to do the same. That’s not what I call a good leader for our country. If you want to talk about what a great President he was, how about including the healthcare system he rammed down America’s throats that is failing. Or being shunned by World leaders, Or being on the verge of signing away our 2nd amendment rights by turning over America’s sovereignty to the U.N.? And these just scratch the surface-his terms were an embarrassment to real Americans, anyone who doesn’t think so has their heads screwed on crooked!

          18. John E Strom Jr. says

            Harold, THAT is because Obama didn’t have voter fraud to contend with OR the establishment Republicans. MOST state governments are run by liberals. They run the voting system. In many states they require NO proof of citizenship to vote. In fact your Democrats defeated many state’s laws that REQUIRED voter ID. Obama will go down in history as ONE OF if not THE most corrupt president in history – even beating out Slick Willy, the sexual pervert and pedophile that was IMPEACHED. He should have been removed from the presidency except for a corrupt Senate leadership. THAT’S your Democrats – lying, anti-American scum.

          19. Linda Shelton says

            3 mil or more illegal votes brought to you by O on national TV telling no one would ever know.

          20. James Maxwell says

            Sorry Illegal criminal Alien Invaders or multiple votes don’t count. YOU lose
            agains numb nuts.

          21. Bob Morton says

            Don’t forget the votes by the deceased. This is Bob’s wife.

          22. ProgHunter says

            And neither do the majority of illegal votes – the Walking Dead, who rise up to vote Dem every four years (1-2 million). Dems fight all efforts to clean up election fraud since it suits them very well.

          23. Fortuneless says

            But Hillary cheated by stuffing the ballot boxes with illegal votes…over 3 million in Ca alone and still lost. That should tell you lefties something.

          24. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            How stupid can you be to lose a fixed election like the screeching old bag of crap did?

          25. kbmiller says

            Hairball, By the leaches sucking welfare in NYC, LA, Phagadelphia, De(tox)troit, and Shitcago. Look at a map AZZWIPE, you’ll see the rest of the country still holds American values of patriotism with hard working Tax PAYING Capitalists.

          26. Nelson De Los Santos says

            Only because of California! The biggest in population and most liberal state of course.

          27. John E Strom Jr. says

            California is in a close race for being THE MOST liberal. ALSO in the hunt are Massachusetts [with the likes of Pocahantas] and New York [with the likes of Chuck Schumer]

          28. Nelson De Los Santos says

            Could not have said it better myself! Thanks

          29. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            None of them legal of course, but if it helps heal your sore butt….

          30. AmericaSupportsTrump! says

            LOL how does it feel loser That trump won 30 states
            306 to crooked lying evil Hillary 232 ELECTORAL COLLEGE LOL

            CROOKED HILLARY LIED 1,274 TIMES AND WE CRUSHED HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! How low you must feel voting for a liar and loser LOL

          31. borecrazy says

            So they keep saying-like it will become truth with repetition. What about the studies showing there was much more voter fraud than thought? What about the PRESIDENT of our country at the time openly telling illegals it is okay to vote illegally and they will not be prosecuted? I suppose you think that’s okay too? Why even bother making the President take an oath anymore? Sure, when we complained he took the oath with his hand on the koran we were told he did it on the Bible also at a later date in a private ceremony. Where’s the proof?

          32. John E Strom Jr. says

            Rubbish, the polls are a joke.

            And there was LOTS of “voter irregularities” especially in the west where there is Vote by Mail [and Register by Mail] There MANY illegals who voted, many who voted multiple times – like wealthy New Yorkers who’s second home is Florida. There were even precincts 28% as I remember in Detroit who had MORE who voted than they have registered. Detroit and the left coast are not known as bastions of conservatives. So your “popular” vote is meaningless. Oh, and Americans have NEVER, EVER voted directly for a president. That was why the electoral college was devised by our Founding Fathers. To keep LARGE states from controlling the presidency. Now even the smallest state matters in electing our president. President Trump’s “coat tails” added to the house count and won the senate. The only reason his rating aren’t off the charts is that he’s being stabbed in the back by House and Senate, Democrats AND establishment Republicans. Not to mention all the stories in the media with “anonymous” sources. ALL bullcrap by the left.

          33. kenrmer says

            Again (sigh), BOTH campaigns had a strategy to win the ELECTORAL VOTE, NOT the popular vote. The pollsters were WRONG about Ohio, Florida, Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Iowa. Take away the vast numbers of votes in California and Trump wins…the popular vote. That is why we have an electoral college to stop one or two states from controlling EVERY national election. The founding fathers were wise well beyond their time.

          34. mac12sam12 says

            How many of those votes will from illegals? They vote in sanctuary cities. Take away the illegal and the dead vote and Trump also won the popular vote.

          35. Combatvet52 says

            Detach California from the country and there is no doubt Trump is the winner,
            funny these AH can’t see that he took most of the states.

          36. mac12sam12 says

            Plus Kellyanne Conway wasn’t going for the popular vote and that’s why Trump didn’t have rallies in CA and NY.

      4. Linda Shelton says

        Polls said Hillery would win. Polls said that Montana would elect the democrap, Polls lie.

      5. AmericaSupportsTrump! says

        I know I know it hurts loser you lost we won now sit down little liberal man…
        PRESIDENT TRUMP is a strong man unlike your Cowardly fraud OBAMA!

    2. rdells says

      Top picture: Great.
      The Rest: Complete BS Garbage.

  5. Natalie says

    The raving leftist loons want to erase the traditional family, traditional marriage and anything that resembles traditional values or morality, they want an entirely moral less, valueless society where absolutely anything goes and no one has to take responsibility for anything. Where children are used for their purposes, abused by their smug, arrogant disregard for anyone but themselves and relegated to the least important factor in their endless quest for instant self gratification with no consequences whatsoever. Their spittle and hate filled ranting against the traditions, morals, values and common sense that made this country, and humanity what it is and their constant, aggressive witch hunts to root out and destroy anyone who stands in their way while deliriously celebrating their very selective tolerance and compassion that does not include anyone who doesn’t grovel to their insanity should horrify us all. They are like spoiled, indulged children, headstrong, entirely selfish, ignorant of even the most basic tenants of civility, demanding, smug and so sure of their own superiority, aggressively hateful and mean to anyone who doesn’t go along with them. These people are doing everything in their power to bring this nation down to their apparently bottomless level. It’s up to us, the adults, the real responsible ones to make absolutely sure this NEVER happens.

    1. Katia says

      You’ve got this right big time. They should have stayed where they belonged. Bible

      is the truth and weirdo leftist think they can arbitrarily change whatever they want and it’s not going to keep on going..They cause violence, riots, thugs in the streets thinking they are going to get somewhere but in the end they’ll see who wins when the real backlash starts.

      1. Scott Ezell says

        Yes the BIBLE is the truth. Thats one thing the liberals dont seem to care for too munch.

        1. William(Bill) Hooper says

          You munch on you BIBLE,Scott Ezell ? Bit Sacrilegious,don’t you think ?!

          1. kbmiller says

            Bill POOPER. eat some 5HIT.

      2. William(Bill) Hooper says

        Jawohl,Katia ! Kinder,Kuchen und Kirche!! Sheitst Kopf Frau fur Trump!!!

    2. Jackalyn Morrison says

      Amen and you are absolutely right

    3. pineapple says

      Well said!

    4. Frank says

      Most libs don’t even realize these are Marxist tactics! They are encouraging there own demise!

      1. kbmiller says

        They are too naive and stupid to realize it. Probably too busy demanding free stuff.

    5. William(Bill) Hooper says

      My,My,Natalie !! Long-Winded Nazi Cunt for Trump,aren’t You?

      1. kteissere says

        Hey William (Bill) Hooper, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or are you just another illustration of what the Democrat party has become – filled with hatred and negativity?

        1. kbmiller says

          Bill POOPER woke up on the wrong side of his BOYFRIEND.

      2. Combatvet52 says

        Why don’t you go back to the SEWER that you climbed out of.

      3. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

        You have reached the maturity level of a 14 year old middle school drop out. No scurry back into Mommy’s basement it’s time for your nap.

    6. kteissere says

      You stated it eloquently. Thank you.

    7. Eric Pearson says

      Your comments are full of shit, Nat. You don’t have a clue what the left wants. I’m about as far left as one can get and I don’t want any of bullshit you list in your stupid rant. If anything, your description of the left is more appropriate for the radical right. This is the blog where I’m regularly told that I should be exterminated. Right wing “Christians” here say some of the meanest, nastiest and most distasteful things I’ve ever heard. The hypocrisy of the radical right is over whelming.
      I came from a “traditional family” that I love very much. That doesn’t mean I can’t love a ‘non-traditional’ family. I’m very much concerned with the welfare of others. I think children should be well cared for and educated. I think there should be consequences for those who break the law. My moral values are as every bit as relevant as yours or anyone else’s.
      So, next time you decided to spout your own self righteous brand of hate, remember that you’re talking about people who just want to live their lives without being submitted to your preconceived notions and ill advised assumptions and hypocritical judgments.
      I am a gay American, as normal as anyone you know, wishing you health and happiness…and some much needed knowledge.

      1. kbmiller says

        Keep it in the closet Gayboy. No need to prance around and attempt to influence children into accepting your DEVIANT lifestyle.

      2. David says

        “I am a gay American, as normal as anyone you know,”

        That is were you are delusional.

        Your idea of “normal” is not what societies accept as normal. Check history. You will never convince society that your life style is normal. You will always be looked upon as a degenerate. Why is homosexuals suicide rate higher than heterosexuals. Because you are not accepted. You claim everyone who disagrees with you “hates” you. What a cop-out. What you do is offensive to society. It is deviant sexual behavior. You and your friends will not be able to change society no matter how hard you try. You will ALWAYS be the outcasts. You are a product of YOUR DECISIONS not your environment.

    8. kbmiller says

      GO Natalie. With you ALL THE WAY !!!

    9. borecrazy says

      HERE, HERE!

  6. gotabgood says

    Confession by proxy..
    H.R. McMaster confirms that Trump’s spill of intelligence to Russia came from pure ignorance

    1. Retired says

      You guys make a stink bomb out of a fart just like the Media .

    2. Donald Evans says

      You’re a person who farts in the bath tub then bites the bubbles. Russian crap has been debunked.

      1. gotabgood says

        The name fits you well…
        And Russian Crap is just getting started…. more and more are being investigated.. now Jarred and I think I read a little about Ivanka in her business dealings are going to be questioned..

    3. Mathew Molk says

      Chi Trib.
      White House national security adviser H.R. McMaster just emerged from the White House to declare that The Washington Post’s story about Trump giving highly classified information to Russia “as reported, is false.”
      Where do you commie snowflakes come up with all you bullshit?

      OH McMaster didn’t say Trump did NOT give info to the Ruskies. He also didn’t deny the existence of Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny or reveal his favorite rock band…Now there IS some news for the leftist MSM and total fools like you.

      We won, You lost. Get over it


    4. mac12sam12 says

      What do you think about Maxine Watters and John Podesta’s investments in Russian bank? What do you think about Hillary being bribed by the Russians?

      1. Chi Sam says

        Waters, stupid.

        1. mac12sam12 says


      2. gotabgood says

        I know nothing of ALL you said..

        1. mac12sam12 says

 is your friend

          1. gotabgood says

            I went to the website you gave me, all it was is the home page of Bing and a pretty picture….
            all this information you have and you don’t know how to copy and paste a web address? Truth be known, you have never searched for anything in your life. You are like a sponge, just absorb everything that comes out of the rightwing propaganda machine.

          2. mac12sam12 says

            My taxes supports liberal free stuff sponges like you.

  7. gotabgood says

    A good read for Clinton haters and maybe some information on the troubles for WH now…..

    Scandal in the White House? Clinton Aides Know What That’s Like

    WASHINGTON — Life was hell in the White House.
    The aides and advisers who endured the last major independent investigation at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue say President Donald Trump and his team cannot be prepared for how miserable their lives are about to become.
    Ken Starr’s investigation into Bill Clinton wrought havoc on the personal and professional lives of the White House staff, brought down a sitting governor, and ultimately led to the impeachment of a president for only the second time in American history.
    And it did all that despite, after almost 10 years and $70 million, ultimately finding insufficient evidence to bring charges against the Clintons or any White House officials. More indictments and convictions were doled out to Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush aides.

    But the Clinton probe was still brutal in the toll that it took.
    Jared Kushner under focus is ‘not good for the White House,’ expert says 1:39
    “There were definitely nights when I put my faith in alcohol,” said former White House Staff Secretary Sean Patrick Maloney, who is now a Democratic congressman from New York. “It’s not fun.”
    Maloney said he’ll never forget standing in his office in the White House when the Senate Sergeant of Arms delivered the articles of impeachment to Clinton.
    Former FBI Director Robert Mueller’s probe into Russian meddling in last year’s election and possible ties of the Trump campaign to Moscow is starting at the beginning of Trump’s presidency when he has few accomplishments or good will to fall back on, and when the White House is already riven with internal divisions and leaks.
    Intensity ratcheted up this week with NBC News’ exclusive report that the FBI was scrutinizing Trump adviser and son-in-law Jared Kushner.
    House and Senate Committees also are probing the Trump campaign’s alleged contacts with Russians.
    “When you think about staff, this is not what you signed up for,” Maloney said.
    Mueller is seen as a fairer investigator than Starr, and the sweeping law that gave Starr near-total independence and unlimited resources has since expired. But any far-reaching independent investigation can be, at the least, a painful distraction for those around to the president.
    Prior probes, like those into Reagan and Bush, have ventured far afield from where they started as investigators try to gain leverage over potential witnesses or uncover wrongdoing unrelated to the original matter. That could potentially include Trump aides’ business dealings, campaign finance issues and more.
    Joe Conason, a liberal journalist who wrote a well-sourced book about the Clinton White House scandals, said the Russia probe will be a “full employment act for the D.C. defense bar.”

    President Bill Clinton and First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton talk prior to an official State Dinner at the White House. Stephen Jaffe / AFP/Getty Images
    Hillary and Bill Clinton were in fact “dead broke” when they left office after racking up $10 million dollars in legal debt. But so were many of their staffers, who had to hire lawyers themselves (the Clintons later raised money to help defray aides’ bills).
    Clinton’s personal secretary, Betty Currie, recalled feeling like she was putting her colleagues in jeopardy when she spoke with prosecutors.
    “They kept asking me questions about people, and at one point I told them, ‘I cannot mention another name to you, because as soon as I mention a name, you subpoena these young kids who can’t afford any lawyers,'” she said.
    Former Clinton adviser Sidney Blumenthal joked at a staff meeting once that his recent deposition had been “a very expensive form of therapy,” he wrote in his book.
    On his first day on the job as Clinton’s new legislative liaison, Lawrence Stein was kicked out of a meeting and told, “You might want to find another room because you don’t want to hire a lawyer.”
    White House Communications Director George Stephanopoulos was swarmed by reporters and TV cameras as climbed into a taxi on his way to a meeting with the grand jury.
    “By the end of my White House tenure, receiving a subpoena was a routine matter, another item in the in-box,” Stephanopoulos, now at ABC News, wrote in his book, “All too Human.”
    Some staffers also faced damage to their reputations as salacious stories leaked to the press about their personal lives, while others were found to have committed unrelated crimes. One, the chief of staff to the Secretary of Agriculture, was sentenced to 27 months in prison lying to investigators about $22,000 in outside income. Housing Secretary Henry Cisneros plead guilty to making false statements and paid a $10,000 fine.

    Kenneth Starr, independent Whitewater counsel, is mobbed by the media as he makes his way to a bank of microphones before a press conference. Luke Frazza / AFP/Getty Images
    As Starr’s investigation gained momentum, the White House took pains to limit their staffers’ legal exposure.
    Aides were told not to take notes in meetings or even keep personal journals, since all of it could be subpoenaed. And they had to be careful about what they said to each other, even in private, since they could be compelled to testify against each other.
    And the White House set up a dedicated team to focus on the investigations so the rest of the staff could pursue the president’s policy agenda.
    “The president made it clear that there would be small group that would deal with this so everyone else could do their job for the American people,” said Ann Lewis, who was part of the scandal squad.
    Trump’s White House seems to be taking a page from Clinton on that front, creating a “war room” that will be led by Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, senior adviser Steve Bannon, and son-in-law Jared Kushner, officials told NBC News.
    But up to know, said Lewis, Trump’s team has been too loose-lipped, disorganized and undisciplined.
    “It’s hard to see how they could do it worse,” said Lewis last week before disclosure of the war room. “Is it contained? No. Is there a system where your allies feel like they’re getting a steady stream of information? No. Is there a central team of credible people handling this? No.”
    RELATED: Trump asked intel officials to push back on Russia probe
    Bernard Nussbaum, Clinton’s first White House Counsel, who warned the president against appointing an independent counsel, said the damage can be devastating.
    “They will chase your family. They’ll chase you…They’ll chase your friends,” Nussbaum told the Miller Center at the University of Virginia for an oral history project in which he was discussing advice he gave Clinton. “This will last as long as you’re president and beyond. They’ll be investigating things years from now that we haven’t even dreamed about today.”
    Meanwhile, paranoia can pervade the cramped quarters of the West Wing as staffers worry if others will undermine them legally in the privacy of the grand jury chambers, by accident or not.
    “It just creates havoc inside an already high-pressured organization that needs to have some sort of esprit de corps in order to function properly,” said Russell Riley, who directs the Presidential Oral History Program at the Miller Center, which has collected interviews with former officials since the Carter Administration.
    “There’s this great sense of anxiety and suspicion about where the next shoe may drop,” Riley added.
    Maloney, who oversaw about 100 staffers at the executive office, said their faith in Clinton’s ability to be a good president — warts and all — was what kept everyone going. He wonders if Trump aides feel that way.
    “When you think about staff, this is not what you signed up for,” Maloney said. “Particularly when you are facing legal bills or reputational damage, and you have to answer questions from family and friends who ask you what you’re doing and why. It can cause real soul searching. And in those moments believing in the person you work for is critical.”

    1. 4freedom says

      You talk about hate, what a joke.

    2. Mathew Molk says

      Look, asshole, There are boxcars full of evidence against the cackling witch but since she didn’t mean it and was careless (which makes no difference) commie Comey userped the power of the AG and illegally ordered no prosecution for the crimes she committed right there on national TV.

      I like the guy, but same goes for Trey Gowdy. All investigation, no indictments.

      1. gotabgood says

        Shhhhh be real quiet now… we don’t want this to get around on a rightwing blog…… shhhh…. did you ever stop and think that maybe the reason for no indictments is because there are/were/is no boxcar full of evidence… not even and envelope worth…. shhhhhh..

    3. Katia says

      That’s because they pay to play and the left wing is nothing but a bunch of crooks as bad as the mafia so it was no surprise. They are all ammune from Foreign dignitaries that can fly in and out of here with no checks like we have to go thru customs and TSA. It’s all a joke and they act like they are the Supreme Beings of all time..What did the impeachment of Clinton really do..Nada! Dog and Pony show..Only that he’s a pervert, screws around and doesn’t know anything about foreplay..he needs to use a cigar. Sicko to the max.Drain the Swamp totally and get back to doing what the hell The People demand..Trump will never bow or curtsy to anyone Thank God..

      1. gotabgood says

        Is this what you have in mind???
        And we have video of him curtsying to the prince or whatever he is…want to see it again??

    4. Joseph C Moore USN Ret says

      The “insufficient evidence” was a product of the leftist (democrat) majority senate which held the power of convicting. Billy Boy was still properly impeached, but he had more important national reasons to be impeached which were not part of the (sensationalist , for the public) procedure.

      1. gotabgood says

        Sorry, you’re wrong.
        The reason the republicans didn’t impeach him in senate was because that would have made Gore president and they didn’t want to run against an incumbent.

  8. gotabgood says

    For a man which is better a bow or a curtsy?

    1. Katia says

      When you’re taller than the short shit in dresses you have to put your head down to get the medal put on..Our soldiers do the same but they aren’t bowing to anyone.Obama is one of them so he felt comfortable bending over in front of them like an idiot.

      1. gotabgood says

        Did you watch the clip??????
        It is plain to see Obama is also taller. Obama is still flexible, not fat and in shape and can bend at the waist, where as Trump is fat, old, muscles stiff as a board, spine is ridged so he curtsies…. isn’t he cute?

    2. mac12sam12 says

      Nice try, Trump stooped over so a much shorter man could put a medal around his neck. Trump will never bend over and grab his ankles like obama did.

      1. gotabgood says

        Sorry chump, but Obama was much taller also… Trump is old, out of shape, he doesn’t believe in exercise. his muscles are stiff, his joints are frozen… where as Obama is young and in shape and to make himself to be a man a bowed, and not curtsied like Missy Trump… if you watch the video.. he didn’t even do that very gracefully.

        1. mac12sam12 says

          Obama bows to everybody but in reality he’s offering up his anal cavity. Trump is a man Hussein is gay.

          1. gotabgood says

            When Trump curtsies, he is offering anything you like to do to me is fine…

  9. SouthernPatriot says

    HomoNazis do not think correctly. They are mentally ill. “Reprobate mind” or demented minds affect them. Under Obama, a UK lady immigrated to the U.S. where she thought would soon have the right to “:marry” her dog. Truly, a slippery slope.

  10. 83ragtop50 says

    Exactly why Ben & Jerry, Target, Levi Strauss, Ikea, Walgreen’s, Starbucks, Home Depot, Disneyland & Disneyworld and several other brands/shops do not get any of my business.

    1. William(Bill) Hooper says

      Oh Well,83ragtop50,you can still continue to shop at the Patriot Depot,be Biked by Jim Baaker for Overpriced Surviva Rations and Contribute t the White Trash for Trump Fund.

      1. James Maxwell says

        Must have hit a nerve with the Snow Flake leftist whiney cry baby.

        1. 83ragtop50 says

          Agreed. It appears that Mr. Hooper has his panties in a knot.

          1. AKLady2015 says

            No, but you sure do.

          2. William(Bill) Hooper says

            No,83ragtop50,Honey Trump’s Cunt,that’s your alleged “brain”in a knot[More Likely: a NOT],but I understand your confusion,as the Smell of Shit Stains is similar.

          3. kbmiller says

            Bill POOPER, your 5hit stains on your boyfriend’s p*cker.

          4. Chi Sam says

            This is exactly why you have always held jobs that most men would rightly be embarrassed to admit to. You are not adult enough to justify the many decades you have been out of grade school.

          5. kbmiller says

            So now you claim to know what jobs, that someone you don’t know, has held. Not only are you full of yourself, you’re full of shit. Which for you is the same. You’re probably still molesting young boys in elementary school, like X pres. OHOMO. Don’t get caught you flamer.

          6. Chi Sam says

            I’ll bet that you have never been compensated for your views, your thoughts or ideas, or your decision-making abilities. Who would even want to hear the nonsense such a reckless-of-thought weirdo conjures-up when he over-thinks things?

            There is no shortage of people like you in the world, silly. You do the jobs that robots are not quite capable of doing just yet.

          7. kbmiller says

            Have conversations with many business owners who agree. Not a socialist loving libturd public sector employee that I assume you are. You’ve been brainwashed. They used too much soap, killed to many neurons. Robots will never be surgeons you dipshit. You should come to my office. I’d like to practice on you.

          8. Chi Sam says

            That would, of course, be ‘too’ many neurons. You were almost there.

          9. kbmiller says

            Ha, that’s your response? LOL

          10. Chi Sam says

            Given that I agree with you on your political views and merely note your ignorance and incompetence, that response serves my purposes better than the nonsense you invent serves yours.

          11. kbmiller says

            You’re so magnanimous.

          12. Chi Sam says

            Negroes typically use big words to cause other Negroes to think they are smart. That trick does not work if either party is white.

          13. kbmiller says

            What a racist comment. You learn that from Jesse Jackson, you f’n racist. I don’t think anyone would ever think that you are smart. Is your IQ over 70?

          14. Chi Sam says

            It’s counter-intuitive to the point of just stupid to believe that Jesse Jackson would teach that blacks are fraudulent imbeciles.

            There is something very wrong about you.

          15. kbmiller says

            Not at all what I posted. Understanding the printed word is a valuable asset. Get some more edumacashun, you flaming jag.

          16. Chi Sam says

            Sailors are robots, stupid. Those stationed on nuclear subs are often brilliant, whereas surface ships are welfare programs for dumb white men with a decent work ethic.

          17. kbmiller says

            OOOO, more racism from Gomer. Or is your name Razmus? Or Fetch it? Go away, your ignorance boors me, you self righteous, arrogant AZZHOLE.

          18. Chi Sam says

            I’ll admit that I do not know all of the intricate rules of Ebonics…but I don’t believe even dumb coloreds can use the noun boor as a verb.

          19. kbmiller says

            You would know , you racist.

          20. kbmiller says

            How STUPID can you get? You’re claiming , with that ignorant statement that only white men are on surface ships. Re read it AZZWIPE. Are you really that stupid or is your racism controlling your weak mind?

          21. Chi Sam says

            My reference was to dumb sailors with a work ethic and does not address those that do not possess a work ethic.

          22. kbmiller says

            Go back and re take 7th grade English. When I asked ,”How stupid can you get ?” It wasn’t a challenge, you fool.

          23. 83ragtop50 says

            Your command of the English language is stunning.

          24. marshmil says

            Leftists give themselves away quickly with their substandard command of English which is a Bad Schooling Seal of Disapproval. Did they ever attend school classes?

          25. ABO says

            Apparently not. Hooper is very obviously entirely illiterate as well as demented.

          26. marshmil says

            Judging by his use of the language he’s that and from a ghetto or low income trailer park.

        2. AL ELLIS says

          Another cry of the libtards for ice cream? LOL

          1. AKLady2015 says

            No, it is a statement of support for religious freedom.

          2. William(Bill) Hooper says

            Another Cry of AL ELLIS G.O.P. Nazi Trump’s Cunt.

          3. kbmiller says

            Bill POOPER, I’d like to meet you.

        3. rdells says

          No, you dumass. Hoop just reflected on the behavior of Nazi supporters.

          1. William(Bill) Hooper says

            Really Astonishingly Lacking in Gray Matter,aren’t you,little rdells?!
            Phenomenal,but Sad!!

        4. Tom woods says

          It’s not hard Jimmy, just look at them cross eyed.

        5. AKLady2015 says

          No. it hit a nerve with those of us who believe that religion is a personal choice and that no one has a right to force their belief system on other people.

          1. James Maxwell says

            Read the U. S. Constitution it plainly states “Freedom of Religion” not
            freedom from religion. The government may not form a standardized
            religion for the people of the United States but they must insure that
            we have the right to worship as we please, providing we do not deny
            other that right also. That is why people like yourself can worship when
            and where you want as log as you do not deny other the same freedoms
            The Church of Satan or Atheism even Islam will be glad to have you.

          2. AKLady2015 says

            “The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.”
            ~1797 Treaty of Tripoli signed by Founding Father John Adams

            In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own. It is error alone that needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.”
            ~Founding Father Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to Horatio Spofford, 1814

            “Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, then that of blindfolded fear.”
            ~Founding Father Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787

            “And I have no doubt that every new example will succeed, as every past one has done, in shewing that religion & Govt will both exist in greater purity, the less they are mixed together.”
            ~Founding Father James Madison, letter to Edward Livingston, July 10, 1822

            “I never liked the Hierarchy of the Church — an equality in the teacher of Religion, and a dependence on the people, are republican sentiments — but if the Clergy combine, they will have their influence on Government”
            ~Founding Father Rufus King, Rufus King: American Federalist, pp. 56-57

            “God has appointed two kinds of government in the world, which are distinct in their nature, and ought never to be confounded together; one of which is called civil, the other ecclesiastical government.”
            ~Founding Father Isaac Backus, An Appeal to the Public for Religious Liberty, 1773

          3. Phil Esposito says

            Same assnine postings as usual. Climb back under your rock and die.

          4. Chi Sam says

            Assnine is not a word, stupid. Work within your regular vocabulary, you fraud.

          5. Phil Esposito says

            Oh great the fucking vocabulary police have invaded this website. Go fuck yourself snowflake or are you going by cupcake now faggot?

          6. Dick says

            NO ONE forces people to work there. They know the rules and the hours before they apply. And wouldn’t it be nice to spend Sundays with your children or spouse instead of at work? If you really want to be away from your family on Sundays, you can always get a second job.

        6. William(Bill) Hooper says

          No James Maxwell,Honey Cunt for Trump,I Despise Shit like83ragtp50 and YOU.

          1. kbmiller says

            Bill POOPER, you are the stupidest azzwipe I’ve ever seen posting, EVER.

          2. James Maxwell says

            I guess that hooper is to busy on “IT’s” knees to learn English and how
            to communicate in an effective manner. But then what else do you expect
            from the whiney loosey goosey, Snow Flake far left who have not been
            able to stand upright in a very long time. Bet he lives in San Francisco on
            bend over ave. So sad a entire generation lost to ignorance and sloth with
            no morals are valued except in the open sewerage of their own making.

          3. Chi Sam says

            The common words you somehow botched in your stinging critique of a poster lacking in English skills because he spends too much time performing oral sex on other men, are too, and its….and that just was in the first sentence.

            I imagine this odd, mistake-laden remark is a snapshot of your entire adult life, James.

          4. James Maxwell says

            Apparently you are one of those who lacks command of the English
            language and think that your education? has given you the expertise
            to attempt to critique others. So sad another Snow Flack lost in
            their own self importance and totally lacking in the intellectual skills
            to do any thing but whine, now quite showing you backside to your
            peers and do something useful in life.

          5. Chi Sam says

            That would, of course, be ‘thinks’ that your education…

            This is not an Ebonics forum, dummy.

          6. Chi Sam says


            You really are an oaf.

          7. James Maxwell says

            Do they ever get sunlight under your rock or are you simply a Snow Flake
            troll with nothing to do but whine and cry because of your mental problem?

          8. Chi Sam says

            Personal responsibility is important to real Conservatives. You’re an ignorant, incompetent mouth-running fraud that thinks it’s somehow OK for a man that cannot spell simple, common words to taunt others about how poorly they communicate.

            You don’t represent any Conservatives I know. The only men I know that express themselves like teen boys are uneducated Democrat factory workers.

          9. Chi Sam says

            I’m not seeing any connection between my living under a rock and your spelling common words like a dumb colored.

            Take some personal responsibility, you fraudulent, pretend-Conservative.

      2. 83ragtop50 says

        Thanks for the suggestion. I was not familiar with Patriot Depot.

        1. sox83cubs84 says

          I’ve shopped there online multiple times. Great conservative swag, including T-Shirts I love to wear and bumper stickers I post around my Democrap-run town. Do check them out.

          1. AKLady2015 says

            Your foul language and name calling
            says everything that needs said about you.

          2. ABO says

            And your empty headed, repetitive nonsense says everything about you.

          3. William(Bill) Hooper says

            And a Friendly Sieg Heil Wave to YOU,little sox83cubs84!

          4. sox83cubs84 says

            Big mouth, little dick and full of insults…congratulations, you Communist Democrap POS…you’ve just been blocked by me. Go screw yourself.

        2. William(Bill) Hooper says

          Oh,*3ragtop50,you Must Shop at Patriot Depot!!Their entire business depends on ripping off “right”-Wing Dimwitted Dip Shits like yourself.

      3. Tim says

        That is called the PRO-HOMO DEPOT. Supporter of the Mexico soccer team, not the U.S. soccer team. I am pro-choice when it comes to motorcycles. Light, fast, dependable, comfortable. Not a lazy boy. That is in my living room.

        1. Tim says

          Is that you Bill ? Super duper Hooper ? Lover of female dogs (Hitlery Clinton)?

          1. rdells says

            Bill reports that your wife is pretty good in bed, you lucky dog!

          2. AKLady2015 says

            I suppose you consider your self a Christian ..

          3. William(Bill) Hooper says

            pa t h e t t i c .

        2. AKLady2015 says

          Your foul language and name calling
          says everything that needs said about you.

        3. William(Bill) Hooper says

          VERY weird,littleTim!

      4. sox83cubs84 says

        How can I take you seriously when your spelling and punctuation would embarrass a reasonably intelligent 4th grader? Go play in traffic, libtard!

        1. rdells says

          Wow! A MLB fan that spelled every word in a short paragraph correctly! Unbelievable.

          1. sox83cubs84 says

            For a liberal, that was actually a pretty good comeback.

          2. AKLady2015 says

            You need to practice more, you have not yet gotten the adult part down.

          3. ABO says

            Nothing intelligent or constructive to contribute so you just keep repeating your usual brainless BS. You must be so proud of your idiocy.

          4. AKLady2015 says

            ..You need to practice more, you have not yet gotten the adult part down.

          5. ABO says

            Some third grader must have helped rdells with that. He/she is certainly not capable of intelligent thought.

        2. AKLady2015 says

          Name calling is childish.
          Most give it up by the 2nd or 3rd grade.
          Temper, temper …
          You need to practice more, you have not yet gotten the adult part down.

          1. ABO says

            Yet more idiotic repetitive nonsense. Keep up the good work, Moron.

          2. AKLady2015 says

            You need to practice more, you have not yet gotten the adult part down.

          3. ABO says

            This from a childish, immature liberal troll.

        3. William(Bill) Hooper says

          Actuallysox83cubs84,Honey Diseased Cunt for Trump,my spelling and grammar are perfect_Just not what you encountered in your Remedial remedia 7thGrade classes in Lowest Shit Hole,N.D.

      5. Phil Esposito says

        Go fuck yourself you POS cupcake.

        1. rdells says

          What an AssHole U R

          1. Phil Esposito says

            Bite me pussy lips.

          2. ABO says

            Looking in the mirror are you Dimwit???

        2. berg1928 says

          Very pretty! Typical 6th grade behavior who love to write nasty words on bathroom walls and now the internet.

          1. Phil Esposito says

            Naner Naner Naner. Bite me.

          2. AKLady2015 says

            ”You need to practice more, you have not yet gotten the adult part down.

          3. Phil Esposito says

            More love right back at you.

          4. AKLady2015 says


        3. AKLady2015 says

          .You need to practice more, you have not yet gotten the adult part down.

          1. Phil Esposito says

            Love you too, Princess snowflake.

        4. William(Bill) Hooper says

          Thanks,little Phil Esposito,Honey Redneck Trumps Cunt,for the suggestion,but I’m not that limber!! I understand your pique,though little Phil after the Utter Failure of your surgical Brain Implant !

          1. Phil Esposito says

            You must be a nigger, because your command of the English language is horrible.

      6. rdells says

        Couldn’t have said it better! Well, maybe I could – but why bother? (Stole it, too)!

      7. Lorraine says

        We are very far from being white trash, but I do see a lot of white trash on the streets of America causing harm and destruction. I never thought I would see the day! So pathetic

      8. kbmiller says

        Bill POOPER, re read your last post LOL. And you called someone else illiterate !!! HA HA HA HA You are a dumbass.

        1. ABO says

          Dumbass doesn’t even begin to cover it kbm. He’s a completely illiterate moron.

    2. kbmiller says

      83… Get the word out. The Libturds boycott sponsors of conservatives. Time to turn the tables on em.

      1. borecrazy says

        Actually, it’s LONG overdue!

      2. Tom woods says

        KBmiller can’t do that, don’t know if there’s a safe place here with puppy’s and candy for all the little boys and girls. LMAO

        1. AKLady2015 says

          I want it my way, or else … stop, stop, stop goes the foot.
          So childish …
          You are exactly the same as those you insult.

          1. marshmil says

            ….says the self-appointed reactionary schoolmarm of public opinions who contributes only negative, humorless responses.

          2. AKLady2015 says

            I want it my way, or else … stop, stop, stop goes the foot.
            So childish …

          3. marshmil says

            Yes you are childish. You keep playing your same old stuck record. And you’ve begun stomping the floor.

          4. AKLady2015 says

            .Thank you.

          5. AKLady2015 says

            Thank you.
            Your input is always welcome
            It says so much about you.

          6. ABO says

            No, actually she’s ‘stopping the floor marshmil.

          7. marshmil says

            OK ABO you introduce a new one for me. Not familiar with “stopping” the floor unless you mean creating problems in the Congress. “Stopping” the floor.” ????? How does one stop a floor? Barricade it off at a stairway?

          8. ABO says

            I’m referring to the fact that ever since her first post accusing you of childishly stomping the floor (“stomp, stomp, stomp goes the foot, so childish”) she has been saying “stop, stop, stop goes the foot, so childish”. Read her foot stomping (or stopping) comments starting two days ago.

          9. marshmil says

            Thanks. As usual, she made no sense–in a world of her own making. I think “stomp” is the word that would have been correct. One cannot “stop” a floor. Typo? …THAT many times in a row? Whatever! Maybe was never equipped with a full deck. I hope she recovers from that stupor soon.

          10. ABO says

            I certainly hope you don’t hold your breath waiting for that to happen.

          11. AKLady2015 says

            I want it my way, or else … stop, stop, stop goes the foot.
            So childish …

          12. marshmil says

            Repeat, repeat, repeat, blah, blah, blah, ad nauseam. You keep playing the same stuck record. I’m above your uncivil schoolmarm frustrated stomping the floor.

          13. AKLady2015 says

            I hate to be the one to tell you thins, but you are being underpaid.
            You are only getting $0.10 per hate post. Sonya is being paid $0.25.

          14. marshmil says

            Thank you. I accept no payment. I turn any offers over to children’s hospitals. You and Sonya stick with the liberal left, anti-America agenda. I’ll side with true Americans in the new Administration repairing damages created during the past eight years. Now go stomp the floor some more.

          15. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.

            Some would even say I’m a little frayed around the edges….

            But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually

            traveling from place to place and enjoying life.

            I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.

            There was an instant spark between us.

            All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to

            her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.

            As we lay there making love, I thought …..

            “Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!!”

          16. Chi Sam says

            It’s not easy to botch a four-letter word, such as ‘this’…but spelling it with five letters is a surefire way of accomplishing that task.

          17. AKLady2015 says

            I admit to being a very bad typist,
            Feel free to insult.
            Your opinion is of no value, whatsoever.

          18. marshmil says

            So “stop” is a typo. Should have been “stomp”. Makes more sense. And thanks to ABO above also for helping clarify. Your typo is forgiven. My spell checker frequently changes “rag head” to “dishcloth”. YES. And considering men of one of the cults wear what appear to be dish towels on their heads it is very “fitting”. Maybe the spell checker knows more than we people do. Auf wiederschreiben.

          19. AKLady2015 says

            The head covering is not a Muslim requirement.
            It is a social custom of a number of cultures, not simply Middle East.
            I suspect that you are unaware of the reason for the cloth wrapping.

            “You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard.” Leviticus 19:27

            “They shall not make bald patches on their heads, nor shave off the edges of their beards, nor make any cuts on their body.” Leviticus 21:5

            “All the days of his vow of separation, no razor shall touch his head. Until the time is completed for which he separates himself to the Lord, he shall be holy. He shall let the locks of hair of his head grow long. …” Numbers 6:1-27

            Oh, and then there is this New Testament command:

            For if a wife will not cover her head, then she should cut her hair short. But since it is disgraceful for a wife to cut off her hair or shave her head, let her cover her head. 1 Corinthians 11:6

          20. marshmil says

            A lot of men wear hats, caps, etc. I do not. I choose to follow the Old Covenant prescription for men regarding head cover although I am neither a Rabbi nor of Judaism. Two thousand years ago men of Galilee wore their hair slightly long, maybe covering ears, and parted in the very center front to back on top.
            I don’t get the connection between the Muslim men wearing a head cloth wrapping and the Torah discussion about head covering. Muhammed seems to have “borrowed” a lot of customs from the Hebrew Scriptures. I am aware of the Torah discussion about head covering. Just curious why you are presenting it to me. Your presentation does not fit into anything. I am not of Islam but I would guess that the color, print pattern, etc. of a Muslim man’s head wrap signifies something detailed about his religious affiliation. Details of Islam are not a subject that interests me.
            I have a question: What has your post directed to me have to do with anything? You display a view that only you have knowledge and that nobody else knows anything.

          21. AKLady2015 says

            Many Muslims, like Sikhs, do not cut their hair.
            Their hair is encased in the material and wrapped around their head,
            That is one of the basis for the head wrapping.
            The other is sun exposure,

            Suggest that you look up shemagh (pronounced “schmog”) – also called a keffiyeh and ghutrah

            Islam incorporates much of the Old Testament religious law.

          22. marshmil says

            Islam is a cult whose inventor “borrowed” (stole) ideas from the Hebrew and Christian scriptures and incorporated them into his own invention. He was a Middle East businessman of the 7th. Century. We are told he actually wrote two “Qurans”, not just one. What the Middle East followers of Muhammed’s writings adhere to and like is their free choice which I personally defend. Only when some of his “followers” begin to force their system on others via threats of death, actual brutal killings, etc. should the rest of the world rise up with the “enough is enough” attitude and if necessary eliminate those creating the unwanted problems.
            Judaism and Christian “Bible” teachings do not require forcing anyone to belong with threats of death for non compliance. I am not aware of any historical incidents of true Christian organizations forcing others to comply with “New Testament” writings. The “Crusades” were political endeavors incited by “Popes” who were political heads of state, not Christian evangelists. They were primarily “military” attempts to halt Islamic invasions. The “Holy Roman Empire” was a political entity with religious flavoring added. Today’s Roman Universal Church is essentially unchanged except for the ruling head residing in and ruling from Rome, Italy instead of Constantinople.
            That fact is strange since Jerusalem is the Judeo-Christian God’s Holy City. Francis I might better be called the “Holy Roman Emperor”. I bet “Roman Catholics” have never considered that.

          23. AKLady2015 says

            Protestantism is a cult whose inventor “borrowed” (stole) from the Catholic and Hebrew scripture.and incorporated them into his own invention That thief’s name was Martin Luther. He was a dissatisfied Catholic priest.
            Judaism and Christian “Bible” teachings both require forcing people to belong with threats of death for non compliance. While your indoctrination has been huge, it had left out considerable factual material. Evidenced by yoyr statements, the indoctrination has been significantly biased.

            Your information concerning the Catholic Church is invalid and incorrect. There are several “Catholic” faiths, The two most widely recognized are the Roman Catholic and the Greek Orthodox. Factually, there arr seven non-Roman Catholic faiths: Armenian, Byzantine, Coptic, Ethiopian, East Syrian (Chaldean), West Syrian, and Maronite. Each of the Churches with the non-Latin traditions is as Catholic as the Roman Catholic Church.

            As for Christian convert or die actions, those are taking place in the Central African Republic and the Philippians as we communicate here today. There are still the occasional physician murder and clinic bombing in America.

            Christian covert or murder actions include; The Crusades, The Inquisition, The witch hunts, The Peasants War, French Wars of rebellion, Massacre at Vassy, The Thirty Years War, Pope Sixtus V, Irish Rebellion, Democide in the Americas, Democide in Africa, Democide in Australia, The papal bull Romanus Pontifex – 1455, Slavery in the Americas, Leopold II, King of the Belgians – butcher of the Congo Free State 1885-1908, The Holocaust, Catholic Nazi State in Croatia, Lebanon War, Sabta and Shatila Massacre, Serb Orthodox genocide, Protestant death squads in Ireland, The Rwandan genocide, Zimbabwe — Catholic protection of Mugabe, Lord’s Resistance Army, Central African Republic Catholic murdering of those who won’t convert …, Americans killing physicians and bombing medical clinics, Americans killing church congregations; America – the KKK murders (they are now international terrorists).

          24. marshmil says

            You really have been misled. That’s what happens when one worships history. The “New Covenant” teaches far from what pseudo-Christians have been DOING for centuries. But you have indicated you reject God and the “writings” said to have been given by Him. So be my guest and go along your chosen path. It is a wide one and many there be who have found it and traversed it. Enjoy your “trip”.

          25. ABO says

            Still haven’t figured out the “stomp” part have you?

          26. ABO says

            Stop, stop, stop goes the foot. How creative AKL. Who taught you that?

          27. AKLady2015 says

            You did.

          28. ABO says

            Ah but I know better than to try to teach you anything as you have consistently demonstrated your complete inability to learn along with a determined unwillingness to try to learn.

        2. Chi Sam says

          Pluralizing words ending in ‘y’ can prove to be an insurmountable hurdle for a stupid man.

          1. marshmil says

            Most of us understand he meant more than one puppy. Such nitpicking renders you like a self-appointed schoolmarm.

          2. AKLady2015 says

            No, it weeds out the ignorant who think they know best how the country should be governed. It demonstrates the factual data collected by the U.S. Census: Republican majority states have the highest levels of school dropouts and illiteracy.

          3. marshmil says

            You’re right. The facts in THE BELL CURVE are wrong.

      3. AKLady2015 says

        So childish …
        I want it my way, or else … stop, stop, stop goes the foot.

        1. marshmil says

          You just described the liberals who rioted because they didn’t get their Hillary candy at Noon on January 20th., 2017.

          1. AKLady2015 says

            Did you think that foolishness up all on your own, or dis someone help you?

          2. Chi Sam says

            When you prove yourself too clumsy to properly bang-out a three-letter word your taunt loses much of its impact.

          3. AKLady2015 says

            What three-letter word might that be?

          4. Chi Sam says

            How long could it possibly take you to scan fifteen words? What an incapable woman you must be.

            Did your husband do all of your thinking for you?

          5. AKLady2015 says

            You are spouting pure nonsense.

          6. ABO says

            Actually that’s you, AKL. Would’ve thought you’d recognize your own nonsense by now but…

          7. marshmil says

            ABO you’re doing a lot of wishful thinking. So fill me in on this stop, stop, stop nonsense. It fits nowhere. If you ad an “m” as a 4th. letter it tends to make a little more sense but even with “stomp” it makes no sense. Is this some kind of millennial code introduced by the Left?

          8. ABO says

            Why are you determined to take me to task over AKLoony’s idiotic rants???
            If you read her posts in response to yours you will (hopefully) understand that the stomp remarks are accusations that you are having temper tantrums and stomping your feet. Simple enough for you?

          9. marshmil says

            Not taking YOU to task ABO. Sorry for wording on my part that might have led you to perceive that. I intended “wishful thinking” to mean you were doing exactly that re: AKL’s “recognize your own nonsense by now…”. She is right, the world is wrong—in her opinion. I am actually laughing at “AKLoony’s” rants. Nothing in them can incite a temper tantrum in anyone except maybe some of the nutcases who lost their “candy” November 8, 2016 and incited riots, smashed windows, lighted fires, etc. I have however noted that conservative posts I and several others have left really set off temper tantrums of leftists. They demonstrate their low information educational levels with the substandard English they use spiced with much profanity.

          10. ABO says

            Sorry I interpreted your intention incorrectly. Please excuse my incompetence.

          11. marshmil says

            You are not incompetent ABO. You are careful and perceptive. We should all be that way. Today is the first day of June, 2017—“JUNE IS BUSTIN OUT ALL OVER” –thanks to OKLAHOMA by Rogers and Hammerstein.

          12. ABO says

            Thank you, sir.

          13. marshmil says

            It is my pleasure to acknowledge competence in those who post wisdom here and elsewhere. And to acknowledge stupidity here and elsewhere when I see it. I grew up in an era when traditional American values were cherished and protected. People showed respect for each other regardless of race, financial or social level. In the late 1960s the “I got my rights so gimme, gimme, gimme what’s mine” mentality was born. The politicians discovered they could buy votes by promising monthly handout trinkets tossed down to their supporters for their votes. Then there developed an interest in socialism to replace what made this nation great and since the constituents were of the low information faction it was easy to hoodwink them. So after eight years of trainwreck
            we have a successful businessperson at the helm trying to put the nation back together amid resistance found in some of the “workers” who should be assisting, not resisting. But I suppose it comes with the territory. I keep looking for the silver lining on the cloud.

          14. ABO says

            I know just how you feel about the political boondoggle in this country today. It is absolutely depressing to see the way one political party has become so determined to tear down all that our founding fathers worked so hard for and gave their own lives for so that everyone who believed in this unique governmental experiment in freedom for all could succeed. We must not give in to those who would control rather than govern this nation. I sincerely hope that you succeed in your search for that silver lining.

          15. AKLady2015 says

            Your level of brainwashing is immense.
            Please study more history.
            Your ignorance embarrasses America.

          16. ABO says

            Absolutely everything you post here is a tremendous embarrassment to this great nation. Your sick, twisted made up accusations and insults say so much about your disgusting, hateful attitude and convey said attitude to all who read your pathetic drivel. Thanks so much for showing everyone what sort of horrid political ideology you and your liberal cohorts embrace.

          17. Combatvet52 says

            ABO, she has the balls to say that we are uneducated racist and an embarrassment to our country……I wonder if she looked in a mirror lately.

          18. ABO says

            I think even she would be afraid to see the image contained in her mirror Combatvet52. Enough to gag a maggot I would guess.

          19. AKLady2015 says

            You have jus proved my points — all of them.
            Thank you.

          20. ABO says

            The only point you have is the one atop your pointed little head.

          21. AKLady2015 says

            Rioting is a traditional American value.
            This Nation began with a riot.
            Suggest you study more history.

          22. marshmil says

            You’re right. The world is wrong. …to your safe place now.

          23. AKLady2015 says

            You did not even bother to look at the site, did you?
            Rioting has a very long tradition in America.

            The Boston Tea Party was a riot, the history books document that fact.

            The demonstrators, some disguised as Native Americans, in defiance of the Tea Act of May 10, 1773, destroyed an entire shipment of tea sent by the East India Company. They boarded the ships and threw the chests of tea into Boston Harbor

          24. marshmil says

            Read the Declaration of Independence. It summarizes the grievances the Colonists had against the Crown. The Crown ignored requests, etc. so somebody came up with a way to get attention. It worked. and WE WON! But that does not excuse childish rioting behavior in the streets when someone’s candidate does not win an election. You will always find fault with all things I post here. I am a conservative who is a believer that a God exists who CREATED all things. You are a liberal, likely a leftist, who rejects the concept of the existence of a “God” and therefore you reject the Deity of Jesus of Nazareth. I say, “Have it your way”. Your opinions will not delete God from the universe. He still sits on His Throne.

          25. AKLady2015 says

            “I grew up in an era when traditional American values were cherished and protected.”

            You mean like some people got to ride in the back of the bus?
            The signs in business windows that said “whites only”?
            You mean like the signs on water fountains that said “colored”?
            You mean the boss man at the Greyhound Bus restaurant that told five year old me that I could not sit with a black lady who had been kind to me?
            You mean the traditional American value of calling blacks, niggers; Asians, Chinks; Mexicans, wetbacks ..,
            You mean paying women $0.60 to the man’s $1.00?
            You mean segregated schools?

            Those cherished and protected traditional American values from the 1960s and before?

          26. marshmil says

            You must be a very lonely and miserable person. Your mind is negative, negative, negative, negative. Sheeesh! You are a wonderful leftist, liberal, progressive. Do you revere Mein Kampf, The Quran (both editions), The Communist Manifesto and Rules for Radicals? You come across as a “born again” disciple of all of those. Wouldn’t you be happier in Cuba, Venezuela, North Korea or some place like those areas? Your rejection of God and negativity about life tell a lot about you. Enjoy your life trip.

          27. AKLady2015 says

            Trump’s wife testified under oath than he kept both a book of Hitler’s speeches and a copy of Mein Kampf on his bedside table.
            Rules for Radicals is now required reading in most business schools.
            Have you even read it?
            I’ve read all of the writings which you listed. Have you?
            They are required reading in several college courses.

            You confuse rejection of man-made religion with rejection of a Supreme Being. I strongly suspect you claim to be a Christian.

          28. marshmil says

            I strongly suspect you reject the concept that a Supreme Being exists that Jews and Christians designate as “God”. You come across to me as being an atheist or an agnostic. I accept the historical Jesus of Nazareth as being the Son of God.

          29. AKLady says

            Is that supposed to be an insult?

          30. marshmil says

            I try to avoid insulting; it’s not part of my lifestyle. But some people enjoy being offended so they can get apologies. You have demonstrated a negative mindset over and over again here. Since you dwell on the negative you think negatively. I do not control your mind so whatever your response is to anything I post here is your responsibility. I have one question for you. **Do you believe that the historical Jesus of Nazareth is the Son of God as declared by the writings known as the “New Testament” of Christian teaching?
            Is your answer YES? …or NO?

          31. AKLady says

            My religious affiliation is none of your business. I refuse to play that game with you, or anyone else.

          32. marshmil says

            Thank you AKLady for your response. You answered in the negative. Christians always quickly and happily answer in the affirmative. You are an atheist or an agnostic. I support your right to be what you are. You have confessed in open www court. I am not your judge. Enjoy whatever you like. My God gave everyone FREEDOM OF CHOICE. I think He is ultra generous.

          33. AKLady says

            You have just proven that you have no idea what it means to be a Christian — no idea, whatsoever. Your God? No, foolish one, you do not own a God. Your religion, designed by man, made the rules. The Old Testament God of Abraham provides no choices. Jesus did not come to abolish the law. (Matthew 5:17). “I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me” (Exodus 20:2-3).

          34. marshmil says

            You are not a Christian. Your mental masturbation around the issue will not excuse you. God owns me. It’s not the other way around. I am His personal property. To whom do you belong? Mephistopheles? Does not matter to me.

          35. AKLady says

            Thank you.
            Feel free to continue proving my statement.

          36. marshmil says

            Lies can never be proved. “Thou shalt not bear fault witness.” Enjoy your lifelong jaunt with Lucifer. He loves your companionship. Enjoy your dip with him in a nice, warm swimming pool in the future. Good day!

          37. AKLady says

            Thank you.
            Your input is always welcome
            It says so much about you, more than I ever could.
            You have no idea, whatsoever, what it is to be a Christian.

          38. marshmil says

            You are welcome. I follow the charge to *go and teach all people* the good news with the understanding that many will reject it. That’s their right. So if I “have no idea, whatsoever, what it is to be a Christian” I get a message that you actually do. Please enlighten me. I’m open minded to learn more. You might have interesting insight to which I’ve so far been blinded. I anxiously await your enlightening me.
            Please reply. Thanks.

          39. AKLady says

            The slander and insula in your previous post tell the story much better than I possibly could

          40. marshmil says

            Typical leftist. Refuse to answer the post. Woman you really are sick and you enjoy the attention here. But of course, I just lied in your opinion. You’re right and the world is wrong. But please explain to what “insula” is in your post above. Did you misspell “insulation”?

          41. marshmil says

            Tell all that to God at THE LAST JUDGEMENT, not to me. I won’t be sitting on the judgement seat. He might be amused at your attempts to defend your disbelief that He exists.

          42. AKLady says

            Are you now claiming to be God?
            Is this supposed to be the last judgment?

          43. marshmil says

            You just proved you cannot read English. Unless you’ve been drinking a lot of alcoholic beverage or on a mind altering drug go read my post again CAREFULLY.
            Looks like your eyes have been lying to you. You lost big time with that post of yours.

          44. AKLady says

            Suggest you try some maturity, you might find you like it.

          45. AKLady2015 says

            Only if your idol is a bulldozer or a tank.

          46. marshmil says

            You’re right AKL—the world is wrong. Now go back to your safe place.

          47. AKLady2015 says

            There is no excuse for either your incompetence or ignorance.

          48. ABO says

            More of your pathetic, baseless insults as is your usual way. Try acting like a human being just once in your life AKLoony if you are in any way capable of it. Pathetic.

          49. AKLady2015 says

            Riots are an American tradition.
            The Boston Tea Party was a riot.
            Apparently, the only civil unrest you recognize is tat which you think supports your arguments and assumptions.
            I suggest you study more history and stop making a fool of yourself.

          50. marshmil says

            You are right, the world and all therein are wrong. You are highly defensive. Have you not yet awakened to the fact that I’m jerking you around here. I make you look up a lot of information which you post here that’s really neither here nor there. Defensiveness keeps you blind to what’s going on.
            The saying, “You can’t see the forest for the trees’ leaves.” applies here. Oh well, tomorrow’s another day. Thanks Miss Charlotte…GWTW.

          51. AKLady2015 says

            Use the link I provided.
            You are embarrassing yourself before the world.
            Your ignorance and childishness are immense,

          52. marshmil says

            In your opinion. You’re right, the world is wrong.

          53. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            Thinking of that skunk having a husband gives you a full body shudder like you would get if you saw your naked grandmother exiting the shower.

          54. marshmil says

            LOL! That’s a good one curmudgeon. Seeing that would be like discovering a loaf of bread is moldy. Please post more of your spicy comments.

          55. AKLady2015 says

            Did your grandmother fail to take care of her body?

          56. AKLady2015 says

            There are no positive contributions to be made in response to the senseless tripe you post..

          57. marshmil says

            I referred to your reply to kbmiller a day ago re: not getting your way. I am fully responsible for its content. You are easy to deal with here because you have zero sense of humor. I think that’s the “bait” that attracts comments following your posts. You are highly defensive and display a mindset that only you are correct and know what’s best in everything.

          58. AKLady2015 says

            Blah, blah, blah, lie, insult, assume, exaggerate …repeat ad nauseam.

            Tedious, boring, repetitive …

          59. marshmil says

            Yes you are. Go buy a new record to play here. Maybe you can learn to contribute positive ideas for a change instead of point out negativity and faults of others. I suppose it’s the nature of liberalism and the Left to do that. We recall the riots.

          60. AKLady2015 says

            There are no positive contributions to be made in response to the senseless tripe you post..

          61. AKLady2015 says

            Thank you.

        2. Chi Sam says

          No…it goes ‘stomp’, stupid.

          1. AKLady2015 says

            If insults turn you on, be my guest.

      4. William(Bill) Hooper says

        No,kbmiller,it’s time to Burn your tables and shove them up your Constipated Ass.

        1. kbmiller says

          Bill POOPER, you ain’t man enough, little n boy.

          1. marshmil says

            None of them are kb. They are sissy wimps high on pot smoke, meth, and whatever else they can find to get “high” on. They support the likes of Hillary and Barry S. because under them there is no civility to curb their teenie bopper wants.

          2. AKLady2015 says

            Name calling is childish.
            Most give it up by the 2nd or 3rd grade.
            Temper, temper …
            You need to practice more, you have not yet gotten the adult part down.

          3. ABO says

            “Most give it up by the 2nd or 3rd Grade” yet you just keep it up. I must assume you’re having a problem moving beyond 3rd grade.

          4. AKLady2015 says

            You need to practice more, you have not yet gotten the adult part down.

          5. ABO says

            You have not even the most basic perception of the adult part.

        2. marshmil says

          My, my, my! You are definitely a liberal leftist. Your substandard English gives you away instantly as well as the behavior you folks display in political anti-American riots when you don’t get your candy.

      5. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

        Prescription Drugs & Side Effects

        A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?”

        He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I’m not hungry right now. “It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

        At lunchtime, she asks him if he’d like something. “How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?”

        He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, “really trashes my desire for food.”

        Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. “Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?”

        He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.”

        “Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving

        1. Chi Sam says

          Oh Jesus…

        2. NavymanBill says

          Good one! (LOL)

      6. AKLady2015 says

        Nursery-school name calling.
        So very impressive.

    3. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

      In case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

      1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a

      crystal clear stream.

      2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

      3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

      4. No one knows your secret place.

      5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

      6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

      7. The water is so clear that you can make out the face of the liberal Democrat you are holding underwater.

      See it worked. You’re smiling. You feel better already.

      1. AL ELLIS says

        That’s great and when I die I hope to be able to stay at that place forever, it’s beautiful there. Thanks.

      2. FedUp says

        Smiling, I’m laughing out loud! Very good, thank you!

      3. sbeer101 says

        I’m going to steal this. Hope you don’t mind. 😉

        1. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

          Not at all. I’m sure that’s where I got it. I mantain large files of jokes to share.

          1. marshmil says

            Please share them with those of us who have a sense of humor. Lefties will never understand. One has even told you to “wash your mouth out”. I don’t know which is worse, a “church lady” or an ak lady. They are both like Puritans who are scared to death that somebody, somewhere is having fun.

          2. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            A couple of my favorites that I may have previously posted:

            Texas Chili Cook-off

            If you can read the whole story without tears of laugher running down your cheeks then there’s no hope for you.

            NOTE: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East.

            Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions of two judges (Native Texans). They said that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted.” Here are the scorecards from the event:


            Judge # 1: A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

            Judge # 2: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

            Judge #3 (Frank): Holy Mother of God! What is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These Texans are crazy


            Judge # 1: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

            Judge # 2: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

            Judge # 3: Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face


            Judge # 1: Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.

            Judge # 2: A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers

            Judge # 3: Call the EPA. I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before the flames that come from my ears ignite again. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting ****-faced from all of the beer.

            CHILI # 4: BUBBA’S BLACK MAGIC

            Judge # 1: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

            Judge # 2: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.

            Judge # 3: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. blonde lady is starting to look HOT – just like this nuclear waste I’m eating. They told me chili is an aphrodisiac!


            Judge # 1: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

            Judge # 2: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

            Judge # 3: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off.! It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.


            Judge # 1: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

            Judge # 2: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.

            Judge # 3: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I **** myself when I farted and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. She must be braver than I thought. Can’t feel my lips anymore, and I really need to wipe my *** with a snow cone.


            Judge # 1: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

            Judge # 2: Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

            Judge # 3: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’ve lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava like **** to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing, its too painful. Screw it, I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.


            Judge # 1: The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

            Judge # 2: This final entry is a good, balance chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. I wonder how he’d have reacted to really hot chili!

          3. marshmil says

            Thank you curmudgeon. I don’t know which had the hardest kick…the chili’s or your account of the cook-off. I’m attempting to get myself off the floor having laughed throughout the chili tasting and am so weak now I’m not sure any of the chilis could jump start me.

          4. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            The Undertaker

            Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife.

            “I had a terrible day” replied Bob. “I had to goto a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. “When I got there, the manager said the couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection”. Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy laying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to bend it in half”.

            “I see, said the wife, “that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?”

            Bob replied,…Wrong room….”

          5. Chi Sam says

            Oh Jesus…ya got me!

          6. sox83cubs84 says

            HA HA HA HA! GREAT!

          7. Ollie Octopus says

            Who’s joking? 🙂

      4. Rick Beyer says

        WARNING. – Viewer discretion advised! — Group thinkers should not view without rational human supervision.

      5. sox83cubs84 says

        ROTFLMAO! Great humor.

      6. Michael Dennewitz says

        You’ve told this before…and I shit myself laughing then too.. ROFL

        1. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

          I know Mike, but some normal people may not have seen it. Cracks me up like that as well.

          A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

          You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

          There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

          The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

          So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

          Floor 1

          – These men Have Jobs

          She is intrigued, but continues to the 2nd floor, where the sign reads:

          Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

          ‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

          So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

          Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

          ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

          She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

          Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

          ‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’

          Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

          Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

          She is so tempted to stay, but she goes up to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

          Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

          This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

          Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

          PLEASE NOTE:

          To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

          The first floor has wives that love sex.

          The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer

          The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited…….

          1. Ollie Octopus says

            curmudgeon: This is my favorite Muzzie joke:


            Well, now is your chance! We have people who will help you start and get financing to open your very own restaurant. We intend to set up an Oink BBQ beside every Masque in the USA. The Mohamed Pork BBQ has been our best seller. We also feature the 72 Virgins Pork Plate served on a suicide vest. Camel Dung pudding is the favorite desert.

            On Saturday nights we feature “Run-A-Pig Through A Mosque.” Loads of fun!

            We also sell specially bred prayer rug eating moths. And at no extra charge you get a PA system with Hip Hop versions of the Muslim call to prayer. Play them all night and watch the fun.

            We also offer, at a discount of course, an AIDS infected camel or goat, to park outside the Mosque. Included with this franchise: one flak jacket and a police type riot shotgun.

            Write to: Oink BBQ, PO Box 60245, Grand Central Station, NY, NY

          2. Chi Sam says

            His jokes are funny and clever…yours are simplistic and juvenile with far too many words that do nothing whatsoever to enhance the purported ‘joke’, that in reality, is little more than a boring list of not terribly clever punchlines.

          3. Ollie Octopus says

            Chi: I’m sorry I’m not as smart as you.

          4. Chi Sam says

            Dumb people can be funny…it just takes more resolve than they can usually muster.

          5. Ollie Octopus says

            Chi: You sound like a smart-ass snowflake.

          6. Chi Sam says

            That only makes sense that I sound like a smug, condescending jerk to you, for that is exactly what I was gong for in an effort to really drive home my level of disrespect for you, and people like you.

            If you find yourself blaming the audience for failing to see the humor, at some point a little self-examination is in order.

          7. Chi Sam says

            My God…how unbearably stupid your second-favorite must be.

        2. AKLady2015 says

          Get a diaper.
          Wash your mouth out.

          1. Natalie says

            Get a clue, poor brainwashed crazy lady.

      7. disqus_v5723Mqspa says

        Curmudgeon, you got that right! Thanks for my daily chuckle; I needed it!

      8. palegale79 says

        TY!!! Therapy I’ll be sending (w/ kudos to u) to a few! Happy Memorial Day!!

      9. rdells says

        Stolen! But #7 will change from time-to-time, including actual names of wack job tRumpatsys.

      10. jeffrey REESE says

        are you kidding?

        1. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

          A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

          The Jewish man couldn’t stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: “I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you; but I’ve never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?”

          “My wife’s.”

          ”What happened to her?”

          “She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.”

          He inquired further, “But who is in the second hearse?”

          “My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.”

          A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

          The Jewish man then asked “Can I borrow the dog?”

          The Italian man replied, “Get in line.” ?

          1. sox83cubs84 says


      11. Norm WIlson says

        I’m always rather sad and depressed around Memorial Day, recalling all the dead in all wars, our theirs, nobodies.
        You, Curmudgeon sir, made me laugh til I hurt.
        Another VN Vet.
        Thank you for your service.

        1. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

          And you for yours. Welcome home brother.

        2. Tom Ellis says

          I have a special feeling for all Viet Nam Vets. I was sent to Korea in 1965 just before the Marines and the 1st Infantry Division went into Viet Nam. When my year in Korea was up I chose to go home for discharge from the army. Many others went directly to Viet Nam after their tour in Korea was up. I know many of those guys never made it home. I think about it every day.

        3. sox83cubs84 says

          You have my thanks too, Norm.

      12. boone1 says

        LOL hit the damn liberal Democrat in the water.

      13. jimmy midnight says

        Hey, I shot ya a “like,” 2. I only disagree about number 7. Turns out it’s an organically grown melon, from, “The Old Home Place,” that U wanted 2 cool off, and might have a speck or two or grit on it.

        See, we only disagree about 14% or so. I am smiling, and I almost always feel good, but generally not, about the results of interpersonal violence.

      14. Ollie Octopus says

        Love it!

        1. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

          A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.

          Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.

          He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.

          To everyone’s amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.

          The bartender looked at the guy and said, “Did you see what your Monkey just did?”

          “No, what?”

          “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table…whole!”

          “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy, “he eats everything in sight, don’t worry, I’ll pay for the cue ball.”

          The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the Monkey ate and left.

          Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him. He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar. The Monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and then ate it.

          Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it. The bartender asked, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”

          “No, what?” replied the man.

          “Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!”

          “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy.

          “He will eat anything, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he measures everything first.”

          1. Chi Sam says

            You have to get up pretty early to tell me a joke I haven’t heard …I’m guessing you never go to bed.

            Kudos to you..,

          2. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            Glad to provide a few smiles.

          3. Chi Sam says

            There’s an old joke, I cannot recall, about a bagpiper playing a beautiful, tear-inspiring dirge at a funeral, that suddenly takes a hard right.

            I’m guessing if anyone knows…it would be you.

          4. Chi Sam says

            Nothing quite like self-reliance. I’ve been trying to recall that joke for years and I have never been at a computer when it crosses my mind. I typed in exactly what I wrote ti you…and voila!

            As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral
            director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no
            family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in
            the back country.

            As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions.

            I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently
            gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers
            and crew left and they were eating lunch.

            I felt bad and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side
            of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I
            didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

            The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played
            out my heart and soul for this man with no family or friends. I played
            like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

            And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together.

            When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

            As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never
            seen nothin’ like that before in all the twenty years I’ve been putting
            in septic tanks.”

          5. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            Hi Sam, this the one?

            A bagpiper who plays many gigs was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As the bagpiper was not familiar with the backwoods, he got lost and, being a typical man, didn’t stop for directions.

            He finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. He felt very badly and apologized to the men for being late. He went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. Not knowing what else to do, he started to play.

            The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. He played out his heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. He played like he’d never played before for this homeless man. And as he played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, he wept, they all wept together.

            When he finished, he packed up his bagpipes and started for his car. Though his head hung low, his heart was full. As he opened the door to his car, he heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

            Apparently he was still pretty lost.

          6. sox83cubs84 says

            Thank you for your service.

          7. NavymanBill says

            An oldie but a goodie. (LOL)

          8. sox83cubs84 says


      15. Statesman Patriot says

        Thanks VN Vet!
        And welcome home!!!

        1. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

          A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, ‘Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.’

          ‘What do you mean?’ said the pirate, ‘I feel fine.’

          Bartender, ‘What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.’

          Pirate, ‘Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.’

          Bartender, ‘Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?’

          Pirate, ‘We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.

          I’m fine, really.’

          Bartender, ‘What about that eye patch?’

          Pirate, ‘Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.’

          ‘You’re kidding,’ said the bartender, ‘you lost an eye just from bird shit.’

          Pirate, ‘It was my first day with the hook.’

          1. Chi Sam says

            You MF’r…I had food in my mouth!

          2. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

            COFFEE & TESTICLES

            A guy went into the South Bend Post Office last week to apply for a job.

            The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

            The guy replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

            “OK, Have you ever been in the military service?”

            “Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for two tours.”

            The interviewer says, “That will give you five extra points toward employment.”

            Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

            The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”

            The interviewer grimaces and then he says, “Disabled in your country’s service!

            Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points.

            Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now.

            Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.

            You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan to start at 10:00 a.m. every day.”

            The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 a.m. to

            4:00 p.m., why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”

            “This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two

            hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

            No point in you coming in for that.”

          3. Chi Sam says

            Now that’s funny!

          4. One Simple Solution says

            It’s so true! It’s not a joke. But I had to laugh

      16. Barbara Ferraro says

        Yes, it did work, although i would never go that far, that image did suddenly cause me to laugh. But I am afraid it is not a laughing matter, which ever way you look at it.

      17. ernldo says

        I tried that, except the slimy demotards keeps slipping out of my hands!!!

      18. Rd Lankes says

        Simply wonderful. I remember this one from my PTSD Counselling. I am stealing this for later use. Thank You and Welcome Home curmudgeon VN Veteran.

        1. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

          Same to you brother. Thanks for your service!

    4. Tim says

      IF more Amerikans knew we are hurting these pervert supporters. Thanks RAGTOP ! Especially TARGET ! Stores to close soon. Now ! Go eat at Chic fi lay. Great salad.

      1. rdells says

        Probably poisoned. Have not and never will eat the shit put out there.

        1. Lorraine says

          You are missing very good chicken

        2. Tom woods says

          You must be a fagot.

          1. William(Bill) Hooper says

            Tom Woods is obviously an Illiterate.

          2. kbmiller says

            Bill POOPER, Yeah, but you spelled illiterate with 3 ,”L’s”, you f’n n MORON.

          3. marshmil says

            We call it a “typo”. Charges dismissed! Case closed!

          4. Chi Sam says

            And you spell ‘leeches’ with an ‘a’.

        3. AKLady2015 says

          Chick-fil-A imposes their religious beliefs upon their employees and customers.
          They are closed on Sunday.
          Never mind that other belief systems have different Sabbath days.

          1. marshmil says

            …says the non-Believer. Nobody is FORCED to work at Chic-fil-A. Nobody is FORCED to patronize Chic-fil-A. It’s called FREEDOM OF CHOICE. That popped your balloon.

      2. Rose Weleski says

        Oh yeah!

      3. AKLady2015 says

        I want it my way, or else … stop, stop, stop goes the foot

        1. marshmil says

          Pull your foot out of your mouth so you can say something different next time.

      4. William(Bill) Hooper says

        Thanks fr the Info,Tim Cunt!!

        1. kbmiller says

          Stick it up your azz, Bill POOPER, I’m sure your boyfriend made a little extra room.

          1. Chi Sam says

            You filthy homosexuals spoil everything you are allowed to come near.

            Take your perverse, degenerate rhetoric to one of the many liberal sites that embrace such a level of sociopathy.

          2. kbmiller says

            You’re directing your comment to the wrong guy. Not a homo. not a liberal. Bill Hooper is the one who’s the Leftist AZZHOLE.

          3. Chi Sam says

            I was sarcastically noting that healthy-minded men do not express themselves the way you do.

            If you talk like a filthy, foul-mouthed pervert, when you know it is wrong, does that make you better, or worse than the degenerates that do the exact same thing due to a genetic malfunction?

          4. kbmiller says

            Read his posts. I’m just givin’ it back to him.

          5. Chi Sam says

            No kidding, weirdo. You’re two peas in a pod.

          6. kbmiller says

            Kiss my grits you f’n jackass.

          7. Chi Sam says

            You blame me for a picture I have of you…that you yourself painted.

            As stupid as that sounds, the actual reason for your petulant, sociopathic behavior is not stupidity, so much as the willful abdication of personal responsibility.

            You would make a better Liberal than you do a Conservative. Your values are more aligned with the foul-mouthed, say-anything Democrats that you pretend to abhor with all of your silly self-aggrandizing nonsense masquerading as political opinion.

            I named your tune in just one note…you’re a fraud.

          8. kbmiller says

            You interpret a picture and blame someone else. That’s rich. I responded to some jerk calling numerous people names. I gave him a taste of his own medicine. How many times have you responded to Hooper? Get off your high horse. You’re no better than anyone else. Go away you dimwitted moron. You’re a JACKASS.

          9. Chi Sam says

            It’s not fair, you’re picking on me and not him…whines the fraudulent snowflake.

            What is your point, stupid? You cannot possibly think you are going to cause me to change my opinion of you, and if you simply want to declare that you are not a foul-mouthed, creepy pervert…tell someone who might be impressed.

            There is something seriously not right about you.

          10. kbmiller says

            You think you’re a comment cop? I couldn’t care less what you think about me or anyone. Now you try to claim I posted something I didn’t. Something is wrong with you. Where’d you get your psychoanalyst degree? You put the word stupid in the wrong place. You should have put it at the end of your hysterical rant as if you signed it.

        2. AmericaSupportsTrump! says
      5. marshmil says

        The finest merchants to support are the ones leftists boycott. Private enterprise establishments should all hang out signs inviting the liberals to boycott them as they did Chic-fil-A. The only thing I do not like about Chic-fil-A is that they are closed on the First Day of the week, Sunday. I prefer they be open on Sunday and CLOSED on Monday like several other food service outlets.

        1. Tim says

          most barber shops are closed on Mondays. Motorcycle shops too. Chic-fil-a honors GOD by closing on Sunday. Eat elsewhere. Wouldn’t IT be easier to get rid of the leftist ? Make IT where I don’t have to support them with taxes ?

          1. marshmil says

            Good for barber and bike shops. I support that as well as any other businesses that choose to do so. However, Sunday is NOT the weekly Sabbath day. God set aside the Seventh week day for total rest for the Hebrew Nation. That is the day we now call “Saturday”. Sunday is the first day of the week. The Roman Universal Church switched its Christian “worship day” to Sunday back around the 3rd or 4th. Century AD. Christians are to honor God 24-7-365.25. I do not wait until a particular day of the week then do “business-as-usual” the other six. I knew Truett Cathy and his Brother when they worked behind the counter cooking hamburgers at his famous Dwarf Grill in Hapeville, Georgia in 1946. Customer service was at its highest. He invented the chicken fillet sandwich which he named and copyrighted “Chic-fil-A”. I respect that Corporation’s choice and right to be closed on Sunday. But those folks are not violating God’s Law if they are open on Sunday. For Christians reading this post remember what Jesus told some politically correct Pharisees about eating corn in cornfields on a Sabbath. The Son of Man is Lord of the Sabbath. Of course non-Believers will laugh their heads off at this post. I invite them to be my guests.

      6. Chi Sam says

        It’s Chik-fil-A. Is it typical for you to get your own choice of subject wrong?

    5. John says

      Or mine

    6. brucefandrews says

      Now in case others missed it Should you see a person wearing a pair of Levis bought at Target, drinking a Starbucks at Disneyland or Disneyworld they most likely are “LGBTQI…”. If this dosen’t make you want to boycott these places and brand products nothing will or you are a “LGBTQI…”.

    7. Thomas Cahill says

      Great. fewer A-holes at these stores means a better shopping experience for me. Enjoy your Alt-Right Chocolate Fudge Packer Ice Cream.

    8. Col C says

      I’ll add some of these to my list, it’s hard to keep track, the whole world has gone nuts.

    9. AKLady2015 says

      Why do you think you can force your belief systems on other people?

    10. David Austin says

      i totally agree with 83ragtop50. they dont get my business either

  11. Jmanjo says

    Time to reverse their actions and return to responsible behavior and no more liberal aberrational BS!

    1. greenlantern1 says

      Like Nixon’s “hard hat” riot?
      Responsible behavior?

  12. Mathew Molk says

    Now i’ve seen everything. Ben an Jerry’s better watch it, though. Aussies are noted for not taking crap from kiddies and they are just liable to find their brand tossed out of the country. .

    No Shit, “i” instead of “n” for normal?,,,Can we add “N” for for non perverted?

    They are nuts about things like gun laws but God bless the Aussies on this one.

  13. jdelcjr says

    Another publicly held company, making bad decisions for their stock holders.

  14. jerry.rebar says

    Obvious to all we can no longer coexist with liberal dem bloodsuckers and their queer and bent gender familiars, when are we going to put a stop to this?

  15. Mama G says

    I don’t get it. I don’t see this as a “liberal” involved move. I see it clearly as a conservative example, in Australia, to bring to attention that if you don’t allow same sex marriage, then you are being punished in that you cannot have two same ice cream flavours in the same cone. It’s a brilliant idea and policy. Smart guys, those Tom & Jerry buds ! They should get a life down there. Make them show their marriage license before having their ice cream. ….or get with the program and allow same sex marriage. They are way behind the times.

  16. Mathew Molk says

    Now i’ve seen everything. Ben an jerry’s better watch it, though. Yhr Aussies are noted for not taking brap from kiddies ant they are just liable to finf their brand tossed out of the country. .

    No Shit, “i” instead of “n” for normal,,,Or how N for Normal or Non Perverted

  17. Stephen Gale says

    I won’t ever get nuts on my two scoops again as I may be perceived as a gay fudge packer.

  18. Ron Allen says

    Well, just added Ben and Jerry’s to my list to boycott. Will also spread the word.

    1. Jeffrey Cahoon says

      Their ice cream is not that good anyway! I make better at home!

      1. Karen says

        Who is stupid enough to buy their jacked-up, overpriced ice cream anyway? These people are really stupid! They act like they are the only business that sells ice cream! FYI Ben and Jerry, if you had the monopoly on ice cream, I could see you taking a stand on something, but when you are one of thousands that offer a product, it isn’t wise to isolate your customer base!! Unless of course, you only want to cater to a certain FEW!! Bye Bye!!

  19. corniche says

    Personally, I refuse to use the word “Gay” when referencing these sexual perverts. Back in the old days, the word GAY referred to being Light hearted, carefree. These sexual perverts have “highjacked” the meaning of the word. I prefer to call them what they are…..HOMOSEXUALS/LESBIANS….has a better sound to it….don’t ya think

    1. Jackalyn Morrison says

      God Bless you

    2. Joseph C Moore USN Ret says

      The mis-use of the word “gay” is to sanitize a perversion. I refuse to bow to their perverse actions or language. Am I homophobic? My feeling is that, THAT is between them and their creator at judgement day. Homosexuals should not be “in-your-face” with their private lives. (Heterosexuals also, as the moral degeneracy of flaunting lifestyle of celebrities is also against G-d’s intentions).

      1. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

        Thanks for your service! Welcome home brother. LST 1126 1966-1969.

    3. curmudgeon VN Veteran says

      I agree. Fairies and fruit loops are far better descriptions for the little faggots.

  20. buffalobob826 says

    The hell with Ben and Jerry’s.

  21. Teleman119 says

    Any government that disarms its citizens and any group of citizens that allows itself to be disarmed is well on its way to ‘gay’ allowing marriage. They just want to pretend as long as possible that they are a legitimate government and recognizing men as men and women as women and having a strong marriage law casts the illusion well. Don’t worry, the perverts will ‘progress’. Nobody really cares about them anyway, they may as well lose their souls. Their accents are so annoying, it serves them right.

  22. Elizabeth Raynor Short says

    Boycott Ben & Jerry’s. They are a couple of nut jobs. There’s plenty of great ice cream that’s not owned by nut jobs.

  23. Garys_opinion says

    There are a lot of Ice Cream brands out there every bit as good, or better than Tom & Jerry’s. Buy them instead.

  24. Timothy McCue says

    Enough of this faggot bullshit

  25. junkmailbin says

    marriage is between a man and woman not a perv and a perv

  26. Jim Hays says

    Thank goodness, we have Blue Bell ice cream in our area. None better, anywhere!

  27. Jude says


  28. Linda Lee says

    This just doesn’t even make sense. If they in their idiocy want to do something,it should to ban peole from ordering two scoops of two different kinds of ice cream.

  29. Jerry Cox says

    I have my list of Satan’s Den’s of evil and Ben and Jerry’s has been on that list for some time now. Many of the ones mentioned below as well on my list of Satan’s Den’s of evil. Our nation has gone
    legally immoral and sinful that will run right their with Sodom and Gomorrah. These places may enjoy pushing this on the American People but if all Christians were to stop shopping their stores and today that is so easy to do. Their are many on site places that you can purchase now and get just a better deal most of the time. I don’t care how good their offers are I never go to them anymore. There are much better ice cream shoppes and Ben and Jerry’s is nothing special except their prices are higher than most to the ones I shop.

  30. BUILD BABY BUILD!!! says

    Haagen Daz beats the liberal shit outta Ben and Jerry’s. B and J need to die or act dead.

  31. battue_you says

    To my way of thinking it’s so simple to debunk the claim that homosexuality is natural. Humankind was created male and female, biologically able to reproduce. Homosexuals are an aberration to nature and natural selection would show us that if homosexuals were left completely among themselves they would eventually cease to exist because they cannot reproduce without outside assistance.
    I’ll not even talk about the Biblical argument.

  32. mlmaston says

    Fortunately for me, I’m not a Ben & Jerry’s fan, so…….an easy decision for me.

  33. Jeffrey Cahoon says

    Marriage= 1 Man and 1 Woman, that’s it! No pipe smokers or carpet munchers allowed! LGBT my ass!!!

  34. alegalcitizen says

    Have they done the same thing in any Muslim country??? If not, WHY not??

  35. Oldawg70 says

    Where Queer Logic prevails…society fails!

  36. William(Bill) Hooper says

    Made the Mistake rather than dump Fix this Nation into my Battleship Paranoia file unread [as usual]with the Multitude of DGF$S (Gauleiters for $ s) that Unbidden,Unsubscribed to “News” letters that leech on to my email inbox. What SHIT. Without bothering to refute the NonArgument of this particular Gauleiter for $,I will inform Her,Him,or It that the “T” in G.B.L.T. stands for Transgender.

  37. James Maxwell says

    Ben and Jerry’s ice cream was never high on my list of choices. To expensive and the flavor was
    not any better than many other brands I have tasted. Just another reason to not purchase over
    priced treats same goes for Starbucks over priced coffee that only appeals to snow flakes and
    millennials who would not know a good cup if it was free.

  38. Murphmeister says

    Time to get no scoops at Ben & Jerry’s. It is high time conservatives started to boycott corporations who adopt policies anathema to conservatives. Two can play at this game.

  39. Fortuneless says

    Damn queers they will say or do anything to advance their perverted agenda.

  40. GuardianFlame says

    BETTER IDEA: BOYCOTT BEN & JERRYS ICE CREAM. Let’s see how they lke Americans refusing to buy their now “GAYSEX PRODUCT”. Funny, if you don’t boycott B&J’s ice cream, you won’t get that nasty taste out of your mouth! Time to check out All the other d

  41. Nelson De Los Santos says

    Added to my list of ” do not buy from”

  42. kbmiller says

    The ,”I” at the end stands for, “IDIOTS”.

  43. MIKE6080 says

    ben and jerry are vermont homosexuals

  44. Wayne says

    That is the stupidest reasoning I have ever heard to push gay marriage. This sounds to me like the last fight from a dying beast.

  45. AL ELLIS says

    OK and so I’m banning Ben and Jerry’s ice cream from my life. This probably seems silly to you that you can’t get two scoops of the same ice cream but in reality they’re telling you how you MUST BEHAVE. YOU’LL BE SEEING MORE OF THIS TYPE OF ATTEMPTED CONTROL OVER YOU AND YOURS. Like I’ve said the damn libtards have been in control TOO LONG, and must be taken down a notch or two and get them back into the world of reality.

  46. Joe S Hill says

    This is absolutely disgusting! the LGBTQ bullshi! has now hit an all new low, to use Ben & Jerry ice cream to sell their perverted agenda to a country like Australia-that’s just incredibally repugnant! if the people running Ben & Jerry want to ruin their name by backing-up Gay values and rights, then they will lose their customers to other alternatives, because their agenda is extremely ridiculous. this ice cream company wants to turn faggot over Gay rights, then they’ll suffer, and i hope it bites them right in their ass! is this what we’ve become? resort to using ice cream to sell Gay rights “down under”? let’s come to our collective senses already and shove this phony baloney fake civil right back into its closet where it belongs, because selling more Gay rights where they don’t belong will continue to cause more division and more conflict, and i hope it crashes at rock bottom into a million pieces, this is so stupid! Ben & Jerrys can go take a flying hike, because there are other ice cream companies out there that can do just as good a job as they can! more liberal left lunacy at its absolute worse, and to abuse a civil right as grossly as possible through LGBTQ rights is an absolute bastardization, and it will have dangerous consequences!

  47. Resbo says

    I’d say that if they won’t sell you as many scoops of your favorite ice cream that they are being DISCRIMINATORY, as they accused the bakery shop owners in Oregon. The law still works BOTH ways doesn’t it?

  48. FedUp says

    That’s so funny! BUT- I’m never buying Ben and Jerry’s again! Ice Cream made by gay men must be some kind of polluted, don’t ya think?

  49. Kayjkay says

    These companies and corporations had better decide if they want to sell products or be in the social issue and politics business. They are alienating over 50% of the population and that will spell disaster for them…hopefully. We have such crazy societies and educated idiots that want to control everyone’s life. It is total insanity, but this is what to expect from our education systems. Total propaganda.

  50. Bandit61 says

    Stand tall Australia! Hold true to matrimony…one man & one woman.

  51. Bebe says

    A reminder: The L is highly organized; the right is not. Right leaning orgs need to become equally organized so that our elected officials hear from us in large #s on every issue that effects us. We need Right wing groups that will send out masse emails instructing us on who to contact, contact information the issues, the specific senate or congressional bill.
    I will keep repeating this until one or some of these e-mags takes the initiative.

  52. sox83cubs84 says

    As long as I can remember, Ben and Jerry’s has always been run by liberal azzwipes. I have never gone to one that I recall, and I never will.

  53. Al Wunsch says

    “…Love comes in all flavors…” so does ignorance.

  54. Lily Haley says

    Why do they need all those letters…..LBT etc….when all they need is a P for perverted.

  55. Phil Esposito says

    Ban ben and jerry ice cream from Australia.

  56. William Montalvo says

    This whole matter is disgusting.

  57. Larry Brule says


    1. jeffrey REESE says


  58. My country says

    I will not buy their product and haven’t since they supported and used that woman Cindy who harassed George Bush .She was In the forefront of the news every night All while Ben and Jerrys was paying her to do all of her crazy stuff . After they used her for their own purposes then they stopped giveing her money . Australia isn’t missing anything and I am sure they have their own ice creams that are better . These people are going to find out we do not support their sodomite agenda .And the government doesn’t speak for us just those who have mental problems.And you definitely have a mental problem if you can’t figure out what your machinery is used for .

  59. Nina Ferguson says

    This is so ridiculous, it defies logic.

  60. Frederick King says

    If they want to get married, who cares ? We need to concentrate on getting rid of illegals, securing our border, and keeping jihadis out of our country and into paradise. We need laws passed to make sanctuary policies illegal. We need law and order. Black America needs the jobs held by inner city illegal aliens.

  61. says

    Wow I didn’t know Ben and Jerry’s was queers, thanks for letting me know so that we can all boycott them forever that is if you are not a lying democrat or a queer who would prefer to be just what they are liars and queers, fairies, butt lickers anyway hopefully God will pass judgement on them and punish them just like he did to Sodom and Garmarro as for told in the Holy Bible. Oh by the way I have never eaten any Ben and Jerrys products before and I don’t intend to eat any queers ice cream as they may have tainted it with queers juice, that’s really gross, if you believe in God and the holy Bible boycott all products from Ben and Jerrys forever also marriage is between one man and one woman and not between two queers..

  62. TPS12 says

    Just buy your Ice cream where you can get two scoops of your choice.

  63. jeffrey REESE says

    As half the people who voted for trump was”nt for him is was against her(clinton) .have any of you even looked at his budget?well,you less you are rich,but really rich we get screwed big time screwed.he has destoryed are rep”” around the world. so,let me spell it out to”s O V E R….OVER PERIOD!!!! HE COMMITED TREASON ON CAMERA.TO THE *******RUSSIANS,THE RUSSIANS. it will take months,maybe years to repair the damage he has done to our allies.i am from indiana so, i know all about pence.good,god.i never thought i would say put pence in the oval office.but like you trump supporter like to the people who want him out.DEAL WITH IT!!! HE IS DONE PEROID..THIS IS MY COUNTRY!!! YOU WANT HIM TAKE HIM.find some island an go live with him..he is more like a dictator..thin skined his budget an then you will see.every singel thing he said to get elected he lied about.after he took”nt be the fool he does not care about you one bit,we (midwest) put him in office so we the people(ring a bell?)will raise up to take OUR COUNTRY BACK..HE IS DONE,DONE JEFFREY REESE IND

  64. jeffrey REESE says

    ANY THOUGHT”S??????

  65. greenlantern1 says

    Right now; a punk named Warren Jeffs is behind bars because of the mockery that he made of marriage!!
    How come no “reverend” spoke out against that??

  66. jeffrey REESE says

    hey, i thought trump could make things some what better,but just look what he turned america in to, a joke,this is so,so sad, but i am being honest.i could never vote for clinten,good god what have we as a country done??

    1. Bella Gray says

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      In case someone doesn’t know it, communism is illegal in America. You can join a Communist group, but it is illegal to bring it into our government.
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  67. Tom woods says

    Gee Really? Ben and Jerry, They should change their name to Neil and Bob.
    Freakin Idiots are now on my list.

    So an essential feature of Leftism is that they think they have the right to tell other people what to do

  68. Col C says

    Hang tough Australia, I know it must be ridiculously hard to not be able to have two scoops of the same flavor ice cream (is this for real, lol), but there is a price to pay for not bowing the the gay Nazis.

  69. Knowledge Transfer says

    Actually these fat fakes undermine their own position. When they outlaw 2 scoops of the same flavor, they outlaw REDUNDANT SEX marriage and encourage COMPLIMENTARY SEX marriage which is marriage itself.

  70. boone1 says

    Here’s another liberal that can go out of business for all I care.Never did like Ben & Jerry ice cream anyway it sucks.

  71. Askjrsk says

    Something out of Vermont , two scoops Dame flacmvor. Look see our jobs go to China, our taxes go to the sky and look look two scoops the same flavor no smarter than ice cream am I.

  72. greenlantern1 says

    Why the silence about Warren Jeffs?

  73. Bella Gray says

    We are so sick of businesses trying to shove their liberal ? views down our throats that we will boycott them with our dollars. So we will ban Ben and Jerry’s completely from our house. We have bought our last Ben & Jerry’s. We have principles too, and those views say Americans are free, and you J&B are infringing upon our rights to make our own decisions. Move to a Communist country where your views are embraced.

  74. vincent deredita says


  75. wayne g dearry says

    They are in business to MAKE A PROFIT so why go there and alienate half of your customers–what idiots

  76. AKLady2015 says

    Why do some Americans think they should be allowed to tell other people what to do?
    Why do the religious think they can force their belief systems on other people?

  77. William(Bill) Hooper says

    More Dog Shit Propaganda from ix this Nation_Nothing New there,but Fixing the Writers(CASTRATION)is a Wonderful idea !!

  78. Lancelot Blackeburne says

    I haven’t had Ben & Jerry’s for years, no, make that decades. I can, and do, get along very well without any of their scoops.

  79. Statesman Patriot says

    I haven had a Ben &Jerry’s for well more than a decade due to their ridiculous ideologies. But then they are way to expensive for marginal quality product.

    From an environmental health standpoint, their ice cream contains high levels of carcinogens.

  80. Anna says

    Thank you for the great article! Eye opening!

  81. Maudlean Spires says

    I would stop eating Bendover and Jerky’s ice cream but the truth is I’ve never eaten any of it. I think that the tutti fruitty is very popular with their regulars.???

  82. glorybe2 says

    OK, The US allows same sex marriage and it has caused no problems at all. Personally i don’t care if the guy next door marries a wheel off of his Chevy.

  83. jim jones says

    Fuck ben and jerry and the fags to whom they cater!

    1. Combatvet52 says

      Agree 100%

  84. disgusted says

    Why an ice cream company has the authority to decide what’s right or wrong regarding marriage is beyond me;but two scoops of the same flavor is pretty boring!

  85. Jim says

    GOOD FOR THEM! no on gay marriage.

  86. R Kirkland says

    How about Australia charging them a license fee for each scoop of a different flavor. So two scoops of the same flavor would be cheaper than mixing two flavors. It might raise prices, but that would only help put them out of business in Australia.

  87. ECwashr says

    All the “Liberal” companies can stick their Shit products up their arse!! Tired of this Liberal BS!!

  88. Henry says

    I don’t care what Ben & Jerry try to do with their ice cream. as far as I’m concerned BJ means something else.They can stand on their heads and shout till the cows come home but the moral Americans will never accept same sex marriage. NEVER NEVER NEVER. Tell the homosexuals to put that in their jock straps and suck on it.

  89. Ken says says

    With all the news in the World and we get shlt like this to read – lol – might as well turn on the MSM.

  90. Richard Hennessy says

    I’m well aware of Ben & Jerry’s liberal agenda. I never buy its product.

    1. Norman says

      I also haven’t bought anything Ben & Jerry’s since I learned they supported the Clintons’ gun ban in the 1990s.

  91. RsGoat says

    If they don’t want to sell Ice Cream I believe there are people who can help them with that by not buying their ice cream. The big trick will be to figure out what other names they go by and not purchase those either. It is too bad business must move into politics like this but since this is per their request? I thought those on the Left wanted Big business to stop pushing people around? I wonder if we will ever return to an America that allows each of us to form our own opinions without getting in each others face like we have been doing for the last decade of so.

  92. Ollie Octopus says

    They want to be called gay but in reality they are homosexual perverts. No Ben & Jerry’s for me.

  93. ernldo says

    Edy’s for me now……

  94. David Bunch says

    Ben and Jerrys will never be in my house again!

  95. ZACAL says

    This perversion just won’t go away. These corn packet poop shooters will use any form of analysis they can to justify cracking butt.