Heartbroken Liberals Open Their Wallets for Poor Peter Strzok
If you look at Peter Strzok’s GoFundMe page and listen very carefully, you can hear the faint sounds of Sarah McLachlan’s “In the Arms of the Angels” playing softly in the background. Or at least, you would be able to if there was any sense of cosmic hilarity to the world. The idea that an FBI agent who disgraced the badge, broke every ethical rule in the book, and let his political beliefs color his investigative work would then be able to fleece gullible liberals for more than $300,000 is almost too much to believe. But it appears that is the case, because only 24 hours after – cough, cough – “friends” of the recently fired Strzok set up a GoFundMe account, he was already near the six-figure goal. We fully expect he will have exceeded it by the time you read this.
“Peter Strzok, a man who has spent his entire life working to help keep us and our nation safe, has been fired. He needs your help,” the description on the page reads.
They forget to mention that, regardless of what he did for “his entire life,” he messed up bad in at least one of his years of service. We’re still not entirely sure how much of the debacle that was the Clinton/Trump investigations is down to his political bias, but there’s no question he was part of a conspiracy that went to the very top of the Obama administration. A conspiracy aimed at doing nothing less than targeting one politician for utter extermination while saving another from charges she should have faced in a court of law. Was Strzok put on these investigations because of his pre-existing bias? Was he merely complicit with the wishes of Loretta Lynch, James Comey, and others? Or was he a rogue agent working towards his own means and misleading his supervisors?
The very fact that these are questions that must be answered is enough reason that no one should give a dime to this man.
“For the last year, Pete, his work, and his character have been the target of highly politicized attacks, including frequent slanderous statements from President Trump, who actively—and apparently successfully—pressured FBI officials to fire Pete,” the plea continues.
Highly politicized attacks? Perhaps you could call them that. But that’s only because Democrats refuse to stand up for what’s right in this investigation because as long as the target is Trump, they’re okay with it. Whatever means necessary – that has become the motto of the current Democratic Party. If that means creating a phony collusion investigation out of whole cloth, well, that’s what it means.
The truth is that there was MORE than enough reason to fire this disgrace. But we’ll agree with one point: Strzok is going to need some money to pay his legal expenses. Because when this is all said and done, we have a feeling that Strzok is going to wish that losing his job was the worst that happened to him.
By all means, liberals: Donate away.